Question and answer Thread

Legwarmers! I'm obsessed with those recently

How can I put on weight if eating loads and carbohydrate-rich doesn't work?

 

Lots of soda, processed sugar filled foods, and make sure everything you buy is full fat. Make your food pyramid like this: fats, oils and sweets at the very bottom, carbs above it, dairy next to the carbs, above that goes red meat and fatty cuts of pork etc etc etc. Skip the fruits and vegetables for the time being and make sure to eat lots of drive-through fast food. Taco Bell is delicious and absolutely loaded with calories. Beer is also wonderful and full of calories! Remember - your body can't process calories from beverages like it processes calories from food.

Also, sit on the couch for weeks at a time and only leave your house when you absolutely need to. (Fast food, work) I guarantee you'll start packing the pounds like crazy. Your body will probably start to feel like shit, but no worries. Also, smoke a ton of ganja and get the munchies. Not only will your stomach expand to accommodate all of the food you're shoving in your face, but you'll be eating so much more than you ever thought possible!

If you were looking for a healthy alternative, you're probably out of luck. Bask in your skinny glory while the rest of us look on in envy. :sunny:



Do you hate some of your co-workers as much as I hate mine? (hint: I am full of co-worker hatred)

 

Just one or two of them but most of them are pretty awesome... including my boss.

Whats for dinner tonight?

 

a vestal virgin covered in marmalade.


should i dress up as a schoolgirl and go clubbing tonight???

 

Yes go out!

That's mainly how I put on 89lbs. I lost the majority of it though, just need to lose another 19lbs.

Why is being jobless making me depressed?

 

Maybe the lack of shit to do during the day?

Wait, I just answered your question with a question so I'm just gonna say weed. Like lack of funds for weed.

If you had to throw up out of a different hole than your mouth, what would it be?

 

my bellybutton...its way more logical.


Whats your favorite band/musician?

 

Mutha fuckin Elvis.

I seriously couldn't narrow it down to one person If I tried.

What if god was one of us?

 

That's already happened, hasn't it? So we know "what".

Not sure that's an answer, but hey.

Why am I soooo hungry ALL the time?

 

Ultra fast metabolism

could I sleep on your couch sometime in the near not so near future?

 

Sure thing babez.

I cba to find clothes, dare me to go to band practice naked?

 

Double dog dare!

What would you do if your friend was dosing you with some liquid and he sneezed and ended up squeezing 7 hits instead of 2?

 

(liquid as in like.. hard drugs? 0.o) I'd probably end up dying, then make his dumbass feeel guilty for ever having allergies.

Shall I drink that 1/2 bottle of 2 day old fruit cider that's sitting over there?

 

In a very fast manner.

When's the last time you listened to waterfalls from tlc? Be honest.

 

Wait until it further ferments.

Should I continue feeding my dog Tabasco? She seems to like it...

edit:
Blasted simulposts!

 

OMG I love TLC! However the last time i heard the song was probablly last year when I watched a documentary on lisa left eye lopez.

To Jeybo...if you dont mind possible consequences such as puppy squirts all over your carpet then go for it!

Can somebody fucking define ironic? I dont think it's like rain on my wedding day....

 

Ironic is definitely not any of the examples in that god forsaken song, everything she comes up with is just highly inconvenient.

I just ate a load of cheese and crackers. What will I have nightmares about?

 

Alanis morsette

fatty dreads or skinny minnies?

 

Jim: Gromit spanking Wallace in a gimp outfit. (... Yep, whole childhood ruined from that one sentence)
Ahmad: FATTIES

So I bought a 1ltr bottle of burger sauce yesterday thinking it was vegan. I looked more closely at the ingredients and I find it's got egg powder in it. Do I keep calm and carry on drowning my chips in it?

 

Yes. Duh.


Chips in England are French fries right? Or are they something different?