Random Facts XXVIII

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I did one driveway by hand...then hopped in the truck and used the plow for two other ones

 

I think im set my house on fire.. then watch it burn from across the river.. if there was only a way I could burn the whole town and leave my house standing I would..

 

drop the 'way' and add an 'r':mickey:

reminds me ofa line from a poster last year
''i want to stab my town in the face''


rf...leaving the utensil drawer on top of the counter[laziness]is a serious offence in my book. ......instigator....!


my son opened all 3 of the juices i bought yesterday morning despite my warning him not to...i now have 3 orange juices open in my fridge.so i ripped him a new asshole in front of his 2 buddies..he fuckin deserved it...sometimes kids need some verbal instructions about life said in a voice loud enough to get through their thick fucking disrespectful heads

 

random fact...I cant stand orange juice..its way too acidic for my taste

I also water down apple juice ...but I love guava nectar just the way it is

 

it was on sale..3 2L tropicanas for 10 bucks..i bought no pulp,some pulp and a lotta pulp...little bugger opened all 3 before the first 1 was even half finished...that kind of shit makes me livid

 

anymore i dilute juice 1/1 with water and a dash of salt. it's like a natural sports drink.

 

today (yesterday) i was out of school so i went to work at the machine shop. got out early and rode an 8 mile trail 3 times, 24 miles, till after dark. studied. lifted waits. still not tired. only time wasted was that spent on hipforums.

 

dont forget those vibes people ...monday monday monday

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

RF: Back when I was a kid smokin weed I would think of an empty jar of mayonnaise in order to keep myself from laughing, There is absolutely nothing funny about an empty mayonnaise jar, am I right? This method worked very well

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Until the kitten popped out of the jar.

 

Listen, no one likes a jar of thick, white, creamy spread...wait, who are we kidding here? EVERYONE loves, nay, DESIRES a jar of white, creamy spread. It was thought for years that this American institution was a simple mix of eggs & oil - we were wrong. Mayonnaise (as the infidels refer to it) is really just a mix of men! Could you really ask for anything more? We take the finest of fine and syphon their Man(y)onnaise directly from the source - their stomaches. Please join me in the fight to shed light on the true origin(s) of this lovely sauce/spread. "Spread" the word - bring out the HellMAN's and bring out the best!

google brings out the best......

 

random fact...I love the way this place reminds me how sane I am

 

beware snow snake..

 

My left arm is longer than my right arm!

 

Oh and my right leg is longer than my left and I think my left boob is bigger than my right one!

 

random fact...ive never measured legs ...arms ..or boobs

 

RF: I Just went through all the avatar choices I had just to remember why I had to pick this one...

 

I figured it was the gingerbastardness of it

 

Well, that too. I wouldn't want an avatar that didn't show off how much of a ginger bastard I am. That'd be unacceptable.