I was an ugly ass kid

Even when I was an awkward little shit I still managed to rangle up a few niiice looking girlfriends.

 

Don't cry hater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN29FUwHbqI"]YouTube - Cudder is back - Kid Cudi

 

I was so cute when i was a kid some lady kid napped me from the grocery store, took me to the arcade and let me play video games for hours. My parents didn't press charges?

 

That's so awesome. One time my mom was too drunk to take me to daycare so a stranger took me. lol

 

I was a four eyes nerdy kid, still nerdy but only 2 eyes now

 

My mom used to be so drunk from the night before we as kids would get ourselves ready for school and eat shit like chocolate icecream and fruit rolls ups for breakfast, it was really kinda sad. lol

And the kid napper was my aunt... She was literally crazy about me when i was a kid, and its a good thing cause my mom wasn't much when she was drinking.

 

I was an unbearably adorable baby and toddler, but then I had to get glasses when I was 5 and my mom made me get a mushroom haircut because I whined when she brushed my shoulder length hair. Such began the awkward journey of my ugly duckling childhood. Then I had horrible bangs and terrible acne in junior high and I was scared of razors, so I had hairy legs as well. Puberty made me all weird shaped and uncomfortable and very very sweaty. Then one day when I was a freshman, I took off my glasses and said, "No more!" and gelled my bangs to the sides of my face so they would grow and not be in my face. It was like some weird ass transformation, and then suddenly the upperclassmen boys were all up in my junk. And now I'm in another weird awkward kind of stage, but I blame that on the fact I don't have guys falling at my feet and I work in an environment in which grease hangs in the air, so I have terrible skin.

 

Take it from me. You grew up nice. :sunny:

 

I was a fast sperm

 

With them Indiana boys on them Indiana nights. Oh, who I am kidding, I'm not from Indiana.

 

I was a cute kid, but now I'm hideous. So much so that my hideosity revolts even the ugliest of creatures.

 

Frankenstein will love you. He has the same problem.

 

puberty fucked me up, my child changed drastically.

 

I was tall as a kid.

Still am tall now.

 

I was a skinny awkward freckly kid with big ears then I got braces and my head grew into my ears and my freckles faded for the most part, and when I got my braces off, all of a sudden the guys that made fun of me wanted to be all up in my shit. when i was 17 a guy actually told me, "you used to look like a methhead but the braces straightened your face out." lol

cheers for all the ugly ducklings in the world

show us some pictures already sam!

 

i used to be fat as shit and ugly because of it, but i've gotten in shape and now im a handsome young gentleman

 

I was looking up people from highschool and middleschool on Facebook the other day

Most people that looked good look worse now - most people that didn't look better now.

 

i've always thought of myself as slightly above average in looks. sort of at a tipping point where confidence is the deciding factor

 

Lol this sounds like an old episode of Jenny Jones or Ricki Lake. Then there would be that one old bully that would still refuse to date them haha...sigh...it was sad.

 

ahahaha idk how id react to that