I want to post a video on here of me...

...doing a wee.

 

:leaving: uke:

 

i think they like to be called dwarfs or little people?

 

^ lol

 

Turns out I'm only 4ft 2", so technically it's not as funny as first glanced...ahh who am I kidding, that was pretty damn sharp...how about a rep?

 

All I have taken from that is the disturbing image of rolling probably spending a few too many nights being whipped by a 4 foot lady boi.

 

At 5ft 8 inches I Thought I Was Out Of The Race....Then I Thought To Myself

I Wonder What Height I Am Whilst Kneeling, So What Did GLEN Do, He Knelt

Down In The Kitchen, Clutching A Tape Measure In His Right Hand.. And The

Resultant Height Was 3ft 3 inches..:2thumbsup:..Which I Feel Could Be Quite Useful

To The O.P.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Glen, long winter nights must just fly by

 

You Have No Idea How Much Fun You Can Have Whilst Clutching A Tape Measure....



Cheers Glen.

P.S:- On The Offchance You Are Seasonally Challenged, Tis Mid Summer Here In Upside Down Land...:sunny:

 

Glen you big calved slut....2ft and 5"s of shin...that's incredible. Though given the rise of that most famous of all Australian sports, I think us little fellas would be safer up here...to avoid being tossed. :redface:

 

Better a 4ft lady boi than a 7ft lady boi

 

That is actually very insightful.

 

Well it depends what you're after I suppose. I could also be lying....or simply just not know which is best.