Close Calls

anyone else ever have any close calls with getting drug tested?

today i was supposed to have a piss test. i haven't done any drugs except some benzedrex and i was worried that i would get tested positive for methamphetamines. well, i ended up not having to go because there was a blizzard out where i had to get the piss test.

anyone else have any similar stories where you were sure that you were fucked and then something happened miracously that bought you time?

 

Oh yea, I hadn't smoked for about 3 weeks before smoking for the 3 days, but then I smoked 3 days in a row and had to take a test that was going to a lab after only 8 days of not smoking. Thank god for a fast metabolism.

 

Freshman year in high school, i had 2 grams on me and dogs raided my class. They didnt search me even though the dogs barked at me, just the backpacks in our class... Nearly shit myself.

 

never been piss tested, but i did get pulled over on two separate occasions where it could have ended very badly... once my senior year when my boyfriend at the time had well over a half oz. on him and roughly 5-8 pipes.
the second time was when i was probably 20... country cruisin' with a couple friends... one had a good oz. on him and he had a pipe, i had a pipe, and everyone in the car was shitface-drunk except me...
good times...

 

another close call i had was when i was in school. i was in an animal care class. they decided to have a random drug search. i was shitting myself because i had a good amount of weed on me. well they didnt bring the dogs in the class because we already have dogs in there that we take care of for the teachers and i guess it would have made things complicated.

 

I used to work at an animal shelter, and we were all stoners. I worked with the director's husband, I was pretty much the manager of the kennels and all animal needs as well as a few other employees, and he took care of up front because his wife was always fundraising for us. Well she came in one day and decided to piss test everyone, She didn't know her husband smoked, and she damn sure didn't know my friend and I were supplying him. So he comes in the back and tells me to take a long lunch break because they can not afford to loose me.