19 days to be clean need sum info please

ok so i smoked weed daily for 3-1/2 years quit for 2 months then smoked for a month straight, quit. smoked 5 days later, quit. smoked 5 days later lol so here i am. and i have to pass a piss test in 19 days. i know my odds arnt to bad but i would deffinatly appreciate tips, and preferably from people who have done it succesfully themselves. if possible id like to avoid $50 drinks but im open for suggestions. thanks again.

 

Don't buy the $50 drinks, they're just glorified energy drinks. Given the fact you quit for a month though and have spaced out smoking since then you actually have a pretty good chance of passing even by doing nothing. Do you lean towards the thin or fat side?

Anyways
1. Exercise a lot until 3-4 days before the test. You don't wanna be burning fat cells and releasing more THC into your system right before the test.
2. When taking actual test, give them the middle of your urine stream, metabolites build up at the beginning and end of it
3. Drinking water will not flush your system, THC is not water soluble. However, drinking a lot of water will raise your metabolism a little bit which is helpful.
4. The day of the test though, drink water, drink a lot of water. Actually don't drink all water, drink cranberry juice, coffee, an energy drink, anything that will make sure your urine actually has some yellow to it.
5. Creatine. You don't need to load up on creatine supplements, they don't test for creatine levels itself, they test for the metabolite made by your muscles using creatine, and your muscles can only make so much. Doesn't hurt though to eat some meat or anything with the few days before the test to make sure your muscles are making as much as they can.

 

im not skinny nor extremly large but iv got some weight on me. thx for the tips but is it vitimin b12 that makes piss yellow? if i drink alota water the day of just to be safe bc i have a plea bargain and they may put my felony back on the charge list if i mess up at all. as of now i just got misdemeanors bc i was nvr caught at the scene so i took the misdemenors in return for them to drop the felony of intent to deliver. thats why i want to be extra careful but god dam when ppl come to my house with chronic and im drunk lol

 

My wife managed to some how pass a drug test 45 minutes after smoking a joint and the only thing she did was drink a bunch of cranberry juice before hand. My self I think she just got lucky or the company didn't care about cannabis use.

Me I just drink plenty of water, exercises and take B complex vitamins.

Good luck

 

Yeah, what Madcap says. Basically the idea is to dilute the THC metabolites as much as possible so they are below detectable levels but keep the elements they test for (color, creatine, etc.) at normal levels so it doesn't appear to have been tampered with.

That's pretty much all those $50 drinks do anyway, they are like a mega-dose vitamin shot that tells you to drink a bunch of water with it. You can do it yourself for next to nothing if you already have vitamins lying around. I did it minus the creatine because it was too expensive and I was, well, piss testing for a potential job. It worked or they just didn't care and gave me the job anyway. I smoked daily or at least every other day for the past few years and it was about 21 days from the last time I smoked til the test...

ETA: this is what I followed: http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html

 

Was it the first time she had smoked in a while? Nothing may have been metabolized into her urine yet.

But it's another reason drug tests are shit, my friend once shot up opiates 3 hours before a drug test, went to the interview half nodding out, took the test, got hired.

 

No she had been smoking regularly, but not vast amounts, so I'm not sure. She may have used the bathroom enough before the test that her concentrations were real low or they just didn't care about cannabis.

 

All the drinks are 20$ around here, but yes they do suck for the most part.

The best thing though is synthetic urine for 50$ around here, which comes with a container for it and two hand warmer pads to put around it to ensure it is normal piss temperature. You can dilute the thc in your system in that time, but why worry at all? Buy some synthetic urine or ask someone who's clean for some piss, and keep on tokin' :sifone:

Though most people don't, if you smoke a concentrate form of cannabis like bho you can have easily detectable metabolites for over half a year after you stop completely. For those of us who do or have recently we must substitute rather than dilute.

 

stop taking drugs.