if your a weed dealer

YOU NEED GUNS
lots of em

 

some dude let me hold his gun at this party i was at couple weeks ago. i felt like such a weed dealer.

 

you're, as in you are, not your as in that weed dealer is yours

 

sorry, those guns are to small



THERE WE GO!!

 

Why stop there?

 

You need guns, but mostly money. All you can care about is money. If you think of anything but money, you will fail, but it's ok if you also have other interests at this moment, because you can always change.

 

does the recoil remind you of sex old man, who the hell you gonna kill next?.....

 

if you dont pay me when i front you.

 

also, you're gonna get TONS of girls - look out, don't let them see your gun or there will only be more of them, trying to suck your dick and shit.

bitches love power


guns = power.
and weed dealing

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6BV8P0nNas"]YouTube - Everyone likes an UZI

 

ive got a french guillotine to keep the junkies in line

 

When a bunch a rival dealers roll up on me, I summon pikachu.