stoners lounge please help me [saliva test questions]

ok so fucking my goddamned PO had to go and test me with saliva tests instead of urine tests which caught me off guard so i probably failed the first one now i'm getting tested again tomorrow afternoon. is there anything i can do to fool these pieces of shit??? like chew gun or some shit, mouthwash, bleach [lol right], OR ANYTHING?!?!

oh and i smoked like an hour ago for reference... call me a dumbass but fuck you its my medicine!

 

didn't you already post this is the opiates forum...

 

Saliva tests are the easiest to pass id swish around bleach if you smoke within the last 24 hours just make sure you don't swallow any and it's probably not that good for you.

 

I don't have anything worthy to add to this thread.. but I would definitely recommend that you not put bleach in your mouth..

 

if its your medicine, you should move to a place that wont hold that against you.

of course i opened this thinking "they have test for salvia?" and then i realized that i had a dyslexic moment.

 

me too!!

uh yea DO NOT put bleach in your mouth. saliva tests are really only something you need to worry about if you smoked right before your test. id say get listerine. always worked for me

 

I read "sativa"

 

Smoke so much weed tonight that it overloads their testing machine. Aaaaaawww

 

In boarding school when they tried using saliva tests the kids would just eat an apple beforehand and that would take care of that.

 

best advice right here.

you got your name back!

edit: and an "emo" sig

 

you can *maybe* say "emo" about my dir en grey or emilie autumn sigs. but last i checked Sigur Ros isnt even close to emo lmao

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really an apple?

and makesmomcry420 yea i think i'll try the listerine, just put a couple in my mouth beforehand and all.

any other suggestions?

 

I knew this chick, that would drink bleach to pass a drug test. that shit can make you blind

 

You mean I shouldn't be using bleach for mouthwash and sexual lubricant?

 

No, you would have to be retarded to do something like that.. the only acceptable use of bleach is to dissolve heroin in preparation for IV injection.. :2thumbsup:

 

Hell ya, LETS GET FUCKED UP! haha

 

goddamnit, i knew i shouldn't have put bleach in as a joke, everyone got sidetracked.

well im off to probation, good luck to me

 

good luck indeed.

 

That's just stupid. You use rubbing alcohol to dissolve the heroin (be sure to boil) then you put the bleach in the syringe and rinse out your veins so they don't get dirty. Also, be green, don't throw away dirty needles/syringes. Reuse, Reduce, RECYCLE! Be fair, share [needles]. Come on, HARM REDUCTION FOLKS!!

 

bleach would be straight if it was well diluted. im sure alcohol or something would work too