ever answered the door naked?

Got locked out of my back yard naked and had to make way around to the front to get back in and the neighbors drove up the hill for the show! Run white boy Run!

 

yes i've answered my door naked twice once was for my bf at the time and the second was as a strong hint to the boy i was seeing that i was interested

 

A bunch of us went out clubbing one night, got home around 1am, GF and I went to bed and had sex, we both fell asleep nude afterward.

I do not remember this next part but was told I did it.

My GF's sister rode with us out clubbing, she picked up some guy and he was going to take her home later, for some reason they came by my house around 2am, GF said she didn't hear the doorbell or me get up, but I went to the door nude, answered it and let them in, not sure how long I was around them before my GF apparently came out of the bedroom and took me back to bed.
I was told they only hung around about 10-15 minutes though, I guess they thought we'd still be up partying, dunno. Wish I could remember it though, her sister is HOT!

 

No, not nude, but I have answered the door with very little clothes on so that it wasn't hard to imagine the rest. I had some interesting reactions to that.

 

Just answered the door to a really cute girl selling tv packages. I had ran down to get the door after a refreshing cool shower and had just thrown a dressing gown around myself. She was a really pretty girl with blonde curly hair, she was very friendly (i know it goes with the job). anyway we had started to talk and were kinda flirting and she was laughing along with me. She was laughing a lot and seemed really cool, then she started to go into convulsions of laughter which i couldnt understand why, but i guess i thought she was really liking the flirting. Anyway we finished filing the form/questionnaire which took really long because of her having to stop and giggle,wipe the tears from her eyes as she was laughing so much. I thought great i must be in with her and thought i should ask her on a date and i did, she then handed me the form and blurted out laughing as i asked and bluntly rejected me with a firm "No i dont think so" and shift her eye down at my private are to show my penis had been exposed, it was really small after my cold shower. Really embarressing and next time ill make sure to wear more answerinf the door or else take a warm shower ; )

 

He was probably doing that on purpose (Taking a long time)


I havent tried that yet


Good for you 4 having the courage to do it

 

I only answer the door naked when no one is there

 

I answered the door naked for a pizza guy about ten years ago. All my friends were laughing..it was kind of a dare. I will never forget the shocked look on his face. We were all stoned and gave him a joint with his tip. I think he was pretty happy.

 

naked if fine and all.. dressed in drag.. (if only there was enough time to get dressed for the Jehovah witnesses..

 

I loled at the JW posts....had two cute JW teen girls knock at the front door once (no one uses the front so it scared the heck outta me) while watching channels I shouldnt have been and maybe doing somthing something I shouldnt have been lol..i was highschool age

not sure what they saw but I know for sure they saw a red face


true story...

 

Iv'e Had Jehovah's Witnesses Come Here And Walk Up To Me In My Back Yard

Whilst I Was Sunbaking Naked, And Almost Asleep......Then Before I Could

Cover Myself, Remarking What A Nice Day It Was For "Getting Some Sun"..

Will Somebody Please Tell Me What It Takes To Make These Guys "Back Off"...?



Cheers Glen.

 

what is the legality of this?

 

Who Really Cares....

What Really Got To Me, Was The Fact That The Guy Was So Cool, Calm, And

Collected, When Faced With A Naked Stranger....

Who Really Knows What Goes On In The Minds Of These People....

And What's More, Who Really Gives A Stuff...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

I cant get angry at the JW, see I was moving a furnace once and them people just put down their books and bags and helped me.. That was their message that day. The best message they could give.

 

i don't know who cares, unfortunately i do not have such a gift... but i am merely interested in knowing if you could go to jail for it.

this says public exposure... so as long as it's private property, no? could that be considered sexual harassment though?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_indecency#Legal_status_in_the_United_States

 

I answered the door naked once when some jehoavahs witnesses came by "tracting". Two old woman and a young woman with a child.
They never came back.

Mormons, it never bothers them any, really. I found the best way to keep them away is tell them that Hitler's biggest mistake was taking on the jews. He should have left the jews alone and went for the mormons, that way the whole world would love him to pieces for it.
For some reason they don't seem to appreciate the logic. Hmmm.

 

Mormon Boys Are....Really....Really....Really Cute, Unfortunatly Because I Live

So Far Out Of Town, And They Walk Whilst Preaching Their Message, I Have Only

Once Had The Pleasure Of A Visit From Them....

Still, I Live And Hope That One Day They Will Call And Deliver GLEN From His Sin's....



Cheers Glen.

 

I did it once, when i knew who was at the door (i was also drunk and stoned so didnt really care lol). I alway put on shorts when i open the door because i might offend the person at the door (or make him/her feel uncomfortable).

 

No, but the reverse applies of turning up at a hippie house and finding a close brother seated naked outside in the sun apparently stoned, as was everyone else for that matter, sitting under the verandah. We exchanged the usual pleasantries and I took a seat nearby him. I just sat down when his cock began to swell and lengthen. When he stood up to make me tea he had a long banana shaped flaccid erection. This quickly stiffened up into the form of a rounded upturned L. As he busied himself making tea and preparing some food the L grew further in size and became very pronounced as more of his shaft hardened. He was able to keep the erection up for the remainder of the afternoon. Another time I found him in the house with a similar erection, after the usual hugs we wondered around outside, me with clothes on and him wearing nothing but an erection. Bizarre but true. The house was clothing optional and he was the only resident naked. The brother was generally naked all day in the weekends, in summer, especially on a sunny Sunday and doing the normal chores. He was naked during the week as well and would practice Tai Chi outside in the garden in the nude. This was done whatever the weather. A number of travellers found this fascinating and quite courageous that not only was he comfortable with being naked but was comfortable with showing aspects of his sexuality. The other claim to fame the house has is that recently a number of the residents organised a local naked bike ride to a nearby supermarket where they doned clothing to shop which was removed for the ride back.

 

Wow he was brave to do it WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WAS CLOTHED!! (The rest should have undressed!)