Anyways I was at this loading dock area behind a mall skating with my friends... we werent even blazing there (although we had a bong session at a buddy's place beforehand). Anyways this guard comes and starts yelling at us about NO SKATEBOARDING! Well we stopped until he went back, then just decided to skate out of there to another spot. Anyways the guard calls the cops on us and probably made a fool of himself rather than us. So the guard and the cop were talking then I hear the cop yell at the guard "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO WASTE MY TIME! IF BICYCLES ARE ALLOWED IN THIS AREA, THEN SKATEBOARDING IS DEFINATELY ALLOWED! UNTIL YOU HAVE A NO SKATEBOARDING SIGN PUT UP, THESE KIDS CAN SKATE HERE ALL THEY WANT!" Then he comes up to us and asks for one of us to come talk to him. I decide to be the guy to talk (since I was the oldest and have a very civil mouth). He told us that we could skate there but just not near the loading dock since it was a liability hazard for them if any one of us got hit. And then he tells us that we also shouldnt smoke weed in public places lol. Then after the cop left I shook his hand and said "Thank you officer, take care". ---- Never in a million years did I ever expect to get the cops called on me and for the cop to side with us. Guess the guy just wanted to actually help defend the public rather than just fuckin up stoner skater kids.
now dats a cop who took da job to protect n serve not abuse his authority if we had more cool cops like dis I might stop sayin fuck da police LOL
The title brought back memories of Life festival last year, I got beaten up on acid by these **** security guards from Derry. Trying to defend yourself tripping is fucking impossible Some dyke muscley woman smacked me in the face and threw me into their van and drove me to a Gairdà checkpoint 2 miles away. I just told them that I was tripping, guards beat me up and I live 200 miles away, they asked me what I was going to do and I said sleep in a field But instead they gave me a load of food and smuggled me back into the festival in their paddy wagon they tried to get me to point out the security guards and press charges (because I was a minor at the time) but I was just happy to be back inside dancing the shit out of it good times
the one thing cops hate more than pot heads is private security guards. Haha Im actually going to school for criminal justice and will probably have to be a cop for a little while. Dont worry, my ultimate goal is to be a game warden
the last time i got pulled over and was alone the five foot nothing cop made a very sexual sounding remark about what he would do to me if he caught me speeding in his town again. i really shouldn't have to listen to that shit. i should've been allowed to kick his balls into his stomach.
And still alive?Respect. I cant imagine myself being beaten up while I am trippin, it would be a nightmare.
Awesome! Sometimes you just gotta test the boundaries and see the outcome. My buddies and I got the cops called on us by a security guard for skating. We did exchange words after HE himself called us dick heads or something to that effect. My friend got in his face and told him to fuck off, but there was no physical contact. We skated away, and the guy followed us OFF of the property which he was working at. We told him he had no jurisdiction at the place we were then at and he could stop harassing us. After he said he was calling the cops we just told him to get a life and skated back to our cars. We get stopped by 3 cops a 1/2 mile away from the parking garage and the cops are saying someone assaulted a man where we were just skating. My friend who got in the guards face confessed that it was him who verbally "assaulted" the man. The cops sat my friend in the car and took him back to the parking garage and the guard and my friend told their stories while the other 2 cops questioned us. After 15 minutes the cop with my friend came back saying that the guards side of the story sounded like it was made up and that he had no real proof of an "assault". It was a great turn of events and the cops respected us and we respected them.
