anybody know how to dismantle a saliva test

i'm getting one tomorrow and i just smoked an hour ago. i know i'm most likely fucked up the wazoo but is there a way to fuck it up and make it test negative? like mouthwash, gum, bleach -lol, or anything?


fuck. probably she'll put me in rehab for weed or some bullshit :/

 

wow what kind of fucked up probation is that?

 

why are you posting this in the opiates forum if you smoked weed?

 

because if someone fooled a saliva test for opiates which test for longer than weed in those, i need to know wtf they used because it was damn good, shit!

and idk im on some wack bullshit, for realz. any suggestions though?

 

try and actually get through your probation on the terms of the probation?

 

Did you know about the test B4 you smoked?

 

5 years of sobriety? i understand where you're coming from but i dont think so.

 

5 years of probation? wow thats horrible, what level, What kind of jail time were you facing?

 

state prison for a couple of years most likely not that much though. for selling acid, like wow i'm a terrible person.

but yea, ill try to pull some kind of miracle but if anything the bitch will just put me into an outpatient rehab again or something.