Do moms have a Special, Secret School to learn how to drive their children insane????

& if not, WHY do they do it????

why pick on the worst, most annoying, most wanted to be avoided areas of discussion & bring them up???

is it radar?

is it some kind of microwave-cellphone-metaphysical internet relay???

is it to keep scratching away at shit that will NEVER change, just to see if they're still alive????

WHAT??????

i need to go bang my head on some drywall, now... or maybe a good oak door if i can find one...

 

:nopity:

 

all of the above.....and it only ends at death:devil:

 

lostthoughts, are you a mom..???

; )

 

its because she loves you

 

teenage guy actually

 

ahhh yes... i get it!!! "i love you, honey... here, let me electrocute you, alright..?"

 

the thing is.. it's done with such... perfection...
i mean.. it's sheer artistry, when you think about it....

 

It starts way back when they were a teen and their mother said "I hope I am still living when you have kids".

Downhill from there.

Cheer up, someday you may have your own child and you will be able to fully torment another being.

 

i seeeee..... time travel!!!!

i figured it was something like that!!!

hell.. it all makes sense, now.....

 

this thread is relative to my interests..

 

You poor deluded soul, that's a moms job and one day you may be lucky enough to have a wife who will feel she needs to gently remind you of past mistakes, but only to make you a better person. And if your really lucky your future mother in law will like you enough that she'll want to help too. It's a condition called being a women and they are only doing it for your own good, best to learn to love it.

And pray you don't have a house full of daughters because they will have the same trait, but it hilarious to listen to them practice on their boyfriends.

 

No offence but you sound like an angsty emo teenage girl that probably sits in their bedroom listening to My Chemical Romance on repeat all day long.

Have you tried lacing her cornflakes with cyanide?

 

i'm visiting for the holidays, trying express my love & devotion as a son...

i think it has something to do with not being republican...

i mean, *that* means i've *clearly* wasted my life, right???

 

Pffft. My kids are 11, 8 and an infant...I have been told not to embarrass the 8 year old many times.

I told him that I haven't even BEGUN to ruin his life yet.

 

Hahahaha! That is hilarious!

 

ha ha... hope *he* has a good time with **yours**

ie:

maybe *he'll* become a republican...

or hell.. even better.. a born again fundamentalist!!!


kids...


the things they do to their parents...

 

Make sure to call him 'mittens' in front of his friends.

 

do you know the OP is 109 yrs old??.. his mom has to be ancient..