a strawberry has more genes than you do

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  1. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    shaggie, Dec 30, 2010
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  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it can keep them. i have too many as it is.

    besides, with fewer genes strawberries might taste a little bit less amazing.
     
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  5. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    Mother Nature is a mad scientist :dizzy2:
     
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    lunarverse The Living End

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    We should try to splice genes and make a thing that is half-strawberry and half-human, kinda like that big carrot guy on the Lost In Space episode. :)

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  11. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I'll only be jealous when a strawberry has more jeans than me.
     
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  13. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Imagine having to live down that you are brilliant enough to discover that you are genetically lower on the scale than a strawberry. :)
     
    Heat, Dec 30, 2010
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  15. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    my kitchen mathematics teaches me that more genes means higher probability to mutate. So just wait a moment or two and the little red buggers gain the ability to squash you into jam. Delicious or not.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
    Gyro Gearloose, Dec 31, 2010
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  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    The toast I ate an hour ago says otherwise.
     
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  19. acid_tripz222

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    yum soul jam! 12.99 per bottle!:sunny:
     
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  21. Oz!

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    mmmmmmmmmmm genes .........

    *drools*

    *eats strawberry*

    :mickey:
     
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