I would like to apply...

putz

 

Don't hate me cause I'm sexy.

 

since when did British people put mayonnaise on their chips? Seen that in germany, never in Britain.

and chip refers to a potato that has been chipped. like 'he's a chip off the old block'.

Fries could refer to anything fried...

And they invented the language

 

Invented...in the same sense of Frankenstein's monster.

 

Since I was 14.

 

Does it still sting?

 

Do wot mate?

 

Loosing your empire.

Zing!

 

hehe, how's the Mandarin coming along?

 

Now ya talkin'!

 

I'm aware of that but thanks.

 

Sorry guys, if I skipped over it... did he pass? because I'd like to apply too. i've called "french fries" chips my whole life. and my parents watch coronation street. i even have a thread about being a britophile, and i think i lack the equipment to fuck sheep.

do i have to wait around indefinitely for a copy of the application like the OP here?

PS i'm not american

 

i never even thought of asking for permission to spend so much time on the non-UK threads... i just see us as one big global family... or maybe my social skills are just really really bad?

you are welcome as far as i am concerned my dear, lactating or not

 

...touche, touche lol

 

I watch bbc world news america. But only because it comes on before ST:NG