Marijuana Freakouts

Have you or any of your friends ever flipped the fuck out after smoking? I hear these stories all the time and they can be pretty hilarious.

For example, this girl wanted to smoke with my friends, so they took her out into the woods (they smoke in the woods) and let her try. First, she coughed into the pipe and lost some of the pot. Then, as they were walking back she starts going, "Oh my god, I feel terrible. Oh my god. I'M DYINGGGGG!!!! DADDDYYYYY!!!" And she starts screaming. One of my friends is high and he doesn't know what to do so he just runs into the woods. Another one of my friends finally shuts her up and about a half hour later my friend who ran into the woods finally comes back. No one called the cops, but they were shitting their pants because this girl was screaming like she was getting murdered.

Another one of my friends said this to me: "I came home after smoking and I felt terrible so I took a shower and I just felt my life slipping away so I went to my mom and said: Mom, I smoked pot and now I'm dying!" Luckily I don't think his mom got too mad. I laughed my ass off when he told me that.

More stories?

 

i got really high, really uber high, and my friend went to get something out of his closet that was next to/ behind me (i was sitting crosswise in a recliner) and he bumped a cord or something, and the movement looked like he knocked a board over. i have quick reflexes, and i jumped out of the way onto the floor. and everyone just looked at me like 'what was that about?'

so that 'slows your response time/ reflexes' stuff does not always hold true.

i just noticed you are new. welcome i hope you like it here.

 

Well it does supposedly make you paranoid...paranoid of falling objects?

And thanks for the welcome, its pretty cool here

 

The first time (and only time so far) I smoked, I kind of flipped. I didn't scream, but I went into some really bad seizures. Then, I was crawling around on the floor, couldn't stand up, and started biting random things. Then when I could stand, I started climbing on anything and everything.

It really freaked out the friend who was with me, and who I was convinced was George Harrison the whole time. He ended up coming out of his high really quickly to try to coax me out of mine. The high ended up staying with me until late the next day. We had way too much... Especially for my first time.

Well, that's my story, haha. Welcome to the forums!

 

in grade 9 once when i smoked alot of keef for my first time smoking i went back to school and thought i heard my name being called over and over again when no one was in the hall, and then i went to class and thought my heart was going to explode becasuse i was having a panic attack, its happens, only to me once...i loved weed ever since.

 

@ Night Owl
Omg that sounds crazy. Usually when I hear of people freaking out they just panic or something but that's the worst thing I've ever heard happening to someone smoking pot.

@Psilo Cybin
I know it happens, but some freakouts can be funny, like when my friend told his mom he thought he was dying and his mom was like, "Go lie down you'll be fine." It seems to happen the most when its someone's first time smoking, which is weird because when I smoked for the first time, I just felt a little lightheaded and drowsy and I had an uneventful afternoon after that playing Mario Kart and losing.

 

ahhh lol im so glad i saw this thread. at xmas my aunt was telling me about my cousin (freshman in hs, just turned 15)... and she called my aunt and uncle freaking out and they didnt know what was wrong. my aunt picked her up and she was crying about how she smoked her first blunt and she needs to go to the hospital. of course my aunt was just like, lol yo fine just eat some cookies or something.. and then grandma decided to stop by and well... that just made her cry and freak out more cuz she ""doesnt want grandma to see me like this"

 

I was smoking an insane amount of weed with two friends, lets call them girl and boy. Girl is joking around in a very annoying way and boy lifts his hand (in jest) like he's gonna hit her if she doesn't stop.

So she starts wimpering and freaking out and starting swinging whenever me or boy get near her. I tried to calm her down, but after about 15 minutes of it not getting better I decided to call her mother.

That was a bad idea. Girls mom came over to my house, smelled the weed (the whole house reaked... we smoked a half ounce of dank bud in blunts... all night) and then she accused me and boy of rapeing girl...

Who rapes someone then calls their mom to come pick them up? lmao

Anyway, her mom called the cops.. and me and Boy still had about an 8th of weed left so I decided to take it outside and hide it in my dads truck, they'd never think to search there. (I'm so fucking smart)

Well that move made me confident. The cops came, the girl quickly told them we didn't do anything to her, we're her friends (about time, fuck) and the cops started questioning me about the weed... cause the house reaked. I knew it would be silly to deny it, so I told them that we had been smoking weed. He said "well turn it over or you're going to jail"

I laughed right at him and said "There is none, we smoked it all" Looking him right in the fucking eye. It was great, he was powerless even after I ADMITTED smoking the weed (we were 15-16 at the time)

So eventually the girl calmed down enough to go home with her mom, and me and Boy went outside and got the rest of the weed, the pipes, papers... and went inside to celebraste our victory over quentioning cops... cause I'm so fucking smooth.

I walk back into my room where this all took place and the FIRST fucking thing I see is a FAT ASS JOINT ROACH sitting on top of my burough.... it was there the whole time with 2 cops, a ranting mother, and paramedics in the room... and no one noticed it.

haha, great story.

PS
The girl was fine, she was just a bit touched in the head.

 

Good god! that's intense! haha

Your sly..like a fox!

 

Not sly enough, just lucky sometimes.

Nah, i'm still pretty fucking sly lol

 

After a night of really heavy liquor consumption I bought some weed. It was about noon, and I was hungover as hell, dehydrated as fuck, and I hadn't eaten anything in about 15-20 hours. I went to my friends place and we filled her pipe with about 0.5g. After smoking I found it amusing that I couldn't concentrate on the article I was trying to read. This notion became so overwhelmingly hilarious that after about five minutes I had collapsed and was nearly convulsing in a fit of hysterical laughter. I felt like I was peaking on mushrooms or being tickled to death. Tears literally poured down my face and I was totally out of it. I lost absolutely all control of my body and brain and was literally in a state of hysteria. After a few minutes I gained my composure and quickly became fascinated with how fucked up what just happened was. I promptly went to the pizza place across the road to get some food and felt great from then on.

 

I remember the first time my wife smoked hash, I tried to tell her to take it slow and easy until she got the feel of it. Well she hit on that pipe like she was taking her last breath and then the fireworks started. She coughed forever and then freaked out thinking she was gonna die, took me 45 minutes to calm her down and she still gets paranoid if I offer her some. But at least she now listens if I tell her to go slow and easy.

 

I've had some freakouts when smoking weed. One of the worst was when I was shaking and my teeth were chattering yet I wasn't cold I was so freakin' warm. And my heart was beating so fast and I could feel my heart chakra. I thought I was going to have a heart attack lol. The other really bad time was when me and some friends raged all night long then for breakfast decided to blaze up and steal some food from a hotel's continental breakfast. I got so fucking high and time started disappearing and I thought I was psychotic and would never come back to reality. But it was one of the best times I've had on weed.

 

I've only came close to having a "Marijuana Freak-out" twice. The first time was the second time I got high. I didn't want to get caught, & I was worrying about not looking high once I got back home. I ate a shitload of food before going back home, & I was still high for a long time. Plus, I was paranoid on the walk back that I would end up fighting somebody.

The second time was a couple months ago. I only smoked about four blunts, but it was kush, cigi weed, & regular weed. I could barely stand up straight, & I kept feeling sick, but that was due to me not really eating enough that day, so I was kind of freaking out to myself & thinking I was going to die.

At this point, though, I think I'm past having any freak outs while I'm high. I've gotten too used to weed to really get high enough to completely flip out.

 

Man, at first I thought you might have meant freaking out over not having any marijuana, or running out. Because then I freak the fuck out. Haha

But yeah, been there, years ago, a few times after not smoking for a long time. That just sucks.

 

i'm pretty sure no one i know has ever 'legitimately' flipped out after smoking pot.

although, i know someone who puked all over my hoodie ... *blech*

 

i flipped a switch once, fucking thought i was dying on my couch. Scary ass experience, my friend was just looking at me while i freaked the fuck out. I almost quit smoking completly, my friend talked me into it. Scary bullshit ass day. lol

 

lol yeah i've freaked on pot a few times in my weed day.

one night i had not smoked in a good while, a month. and we finally got to smoking me and a friend at his house. i smoked that marijuana, lol. and i started to feel like i was sinking. and like on earth, and i started imagining our dealer like, talking about us and shit ilke oh yeah they're in for it now hahahaha. cause i was so high.

and i started thinking about my liver like dying, cause i had picked some shrooms a few days before,(bad idea stupid as hell i know!!!) my side was hurting( really i hadn't ate in a while) i thought it was my liver shutting down. and i started thinking i was gonna die so i started praying to god like dude i like you man, i dont want to die but if i die please don't take me to burn in hell, i started thinking about like all my "sins" and stuff and i was like oh shit im fucked! im going to hell.

or i smoked one night, and my penis felt heavier cause i was high, i thought it was going to keep stretching and fall off. and i had been smoking (cigarettes) very heavily that day, like and i realized lately i had been smoking alot and i thought there was a big inside knowledge that everyone could see i was dying with cancer( this lady was talking about an old man dying earlier that die, i started thinking she was really talking about me.) haha. and i started thinking i was a cancer poster child for my town.

uhh. i guess i learned to cut down on smoking and not pick random lay man identified shrooms though. lol.

 

"But at least she now listens if I tell her to go slow and easy"

lmao idk if i just read into that or it was an intended joke

 

I remember it was my third time getting high and I we decided to play the taxi game with a group of 6 ppl. After a couple of rounds I was straight fucked. I went to sat down on the couch and closed my eyes for a few seconds. I then got up and went over to my friends and tried to tell them how ripped I was but all that came out was a mumble. I kept trying to talk but I couldn't. I then was convinced that I had forgotten how to talk and was screaming all this mumble jumble out of my mouth and my friends were all looking at me laughing. After like 10 minutes I thought I wasn't going to be able to talk forever and was freaking out. Finally my best bud calmed me down and I could start talking again. It was some scary shit haha. That's the only time i've ever freaked out and never have again since.

Also my brother was gettin stoned at his bud's and his friend went to get some water and came back and said "Guy's my mom came home and she knows we're smoking pot. She's called the cops and there's no point running." My bro got so freaked out he jumped through a window smashing it to pieces and ran into a forest to hide. Needless to say his friend was joking and then had to explain to his mom how the window broke....hahahaha I had to take my bro to the hospital to get stitches. What a day that was.