Things I Learned On WikiLeaks

What is there about him that merits the genius label?

 

Elvis is from Australia

 

You misspelled jenius.

 

The captain of the Exxon Valdez ran aground, cause he was anal masturbating with the steering wheel pegs in his ass..

can you say..

Butt Plug...

 

Theres a turd in Orison's soup

 

the Shriners Circus is actually a Islamic terror cell, that is hiding Osama bin Laden in a Clown funny car..

 

Julian Assange kicks zombie ass when hes not doing stuff on WikiLeaks!

 

that Abrams battle tanks have, limousine seating, 35in Plasma tv sets and a full bar..

 

I found out Swedish women are fucking crazy.

 

"operation dumbo drop" is a Marine code name for picking up Barbra Bush and taking her shopping, using Marine One..

 

the British Royal family are all vampires who feed off American tourists
to keep themselves alive

 

Joe Biden is a hand-operated puppet. The secret service guy always standing next to him is a ventriloquist, and puts his hand up Joe's ass to make his head and mouth move.

 

Nancy Pelosi is a cyborg

 

I really like this picture:

 

Mr Rogers was Hezbollah..



^this was my very first icancheez creation.. :>)

 

I learned (from what his erstwhile groupie said) that he is on the self-absorbed side (she said he was Googling (!) himself on the way to their assignation at her pad). I really don't see the point in airing a bunch of diplomatic dirty laundry that just leads to more secrecy.

As I understand it, successful diplomacy requires a certain level of discretion for its operation. Sure, everyone involved knows (some asinine 'leader') is a (true epithet), and sometimes says so, but what does it serve that everyone else know about such things?

 

Last year Nancy Pelosi cut her finger while opening mail, and several gallons of Botox leaked out all over the floor.

 

fixed

 

Meredith Vieira and Hillary Clinton are lesbian porn stars..
listen to tongue lashing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgom0QWvLs"]YouTube - Meredith Vieira Roughs Up Hillary
thats bbad star btw...