What if I put my old army uniform on, would that make me more appealing? It wouldn't fit over my beer gut now, mind you. Funny, but unlike you, I couldn't wait to get mine off! Ya see uniforms don't rate the same saccharine respect, the same maudlin admiration - adoration even - as they do up there in the Das Neue Reich. Australians tend to regard people who post photos of themselves - on decidedly civilian cyber sites - in military uniform as pretty superficial people shamelessly seeking undeserved respect.
That isn't me in my avatar that's Bradley Manning... he's currently being held captive by the US government...