California Letter Of Secession To Bush

Thought some people might like this....

CALIFORNIA LETTER OF SECESSION
TO BUSH .


Dear President Bush,



Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals.

Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving you. California will now be its own country. And we're taking all the Blue States with us. In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii,Oregon,Washington, Minnesota,Wisconsin,Michigan,Illinois, all of the North East States, and the urban half of Ohio.

We spoke to God, and She agrees that this split will be beneficial to almost everybody, and especially to us in the new country of California. In fact, God is so excited about it, She's going to shift the whole country at 4:30 pm EST this Friday.

Therefore, please let everyone know they need to be back in their states by then. God is going to give us the Pacific Ocean and Hollywood. In addition, we're getting San Diego. (Sorry, that's just how it goes.) But God is letting you have the KKK and country music (except the Dixie Chicks).

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, and anti-war.

Speaking of war, we're going to need all Blue States citizens back from Iraq. If you need people to fight in Falujah, just ask your evangelical voters. They have tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for absolutely no purpose. And they don't care if you don't show pictures of their kids caskets coming home.

So, you get Texas and all the former slave states, and we get the Governator and stem cell research. (We would love you to take Britney Spears off our hands, though. She IS from the south, right?)

Since we get New York, you'll have to come up with your own late night TV shows because we get MTV, Letterman, the Daily Show, and Conan O'Brien.

You get... well, why don't you ask your people at Fox News to come up with something entertaining? (Maybe you should just watch Crossfire. That's a really funny show.)

We wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope,really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass destruction. Seriously. Soon.

Sincerely,

The United States of California

Peace and Love,
Dan

 

i found the humor mixed with the sadness of a coutry divided... and in some cases households divided.

 

Good, go, get the fuck out, if you don't like it then leave, we don't want you anyhow

 

Spoken like the ignorant inbred sod you are NHL.

When your preferred criminals have bankrupted the nation and driven unquestioning sheep like yourself into homelessness and destitution it will be such a laugh to hear you war loving sycophants begging for liberals to come save your hides. Maybe at that point you might even remember that the very principles upon which our nation was founded were Liberal, not backward-looking nor status-quo serving Conservative, principles.

Enjoy your smug retorts whilst you can cause payback time is coming and I personally wouldnt blame a single dissenter in our country from letting you and your ilk rot in the cesspool you so wholeheartedly supported in the first place.

 

y'know, the republic has weathered fiercer storms than the moral majority minority and the neoconservatives, lets's stay together, because the reds have the majority of the military, while the blues have the majority of the targets. I think that Mexico still has some beef with our stealing half their country*, and the half with paved roads and electricity too.

*saying that we stole xyz's country isn't just a liberal buzzword, read your history, we stole half of mexico, and our justificiation was that god wanted us to steal half of mexico.

 

yeah..cause the mexican american war had nothing to do with border disputes..

 

it would be so awesome if cali was a country, it would be like a warm, better canada. and you know the next step would be to legalize it i think we should lobby this idea

 

Those who know me, would die of a heart attack. But! Here goes MY opinion.
The US can fuck off as far as MY LIFE is concerned. I'm going to Canada. NOT to get out of the US, but to get INTO a loving relationship. I am TIRED of having people 3000 miles away deciding what I can, and cannot do. (Gee. Just like CUBA!)
I am the one in charge of MY life. Not Mr. Bush, Blair, or anyone else.