Just bought a new dildo! Come look!

Some context: I'm a straight guy, and I LOVE anal play. I hardly ever masturbate without some form of anal masturbation. Until now, I had a few toys, and one of them was a vibrating dildo with a suction cup. I never used it at all really, because it was a little too small. It was only about 6" long and about 1.4" wide. One day I decided to give the suction cup a go (had never before) and that just had me! Man, it was amazing! Even though it was a little small, it was absolutely amazing.

I bought this bad boy this yesterday:





It's 9.2" long, and 1.8" wide. It's a little on the long side, but the girth is perfect. I can't WAIT to slap this toy on the bathroom tiles and stick it in my ass. I can't wait!

 

shoulda got a black one

 

yeah, cant see the crap on it after anal.. :2thumbsup:

 

Niiiicceee dildo!

 

can you see that guy walking into an emergency room, with a coffee table stuck to his ass.. :leaving:>

 

LOL! God, now I'm flashing on those fucking SNL sketches, . . . Appalachian ER!

 

Just get a boy friend.

 

this dildo sounds a bit small i'm afraid

 

Dildos are great, I've got 5 of them.
You should keep an open mind and try anal with a real guy's cock sometime. It's wonderful.

 

You really live up to your screen name.

 

Gorgeous dildo! Largest I own is 7" x 1.5", and the boyfriend says he's not eager to go any larger...but that doesn't stop him from asking for it regularly. Have fun with that!


@nateman - Use spell check - it's "vomited"

 

We usually try not to pick on people for their spelling mistakes. We all make them, some just don't bother to edit.


And hopefully the content of what someone says is more important than the way in which they wrote it.

 

I would have thought a straight guy would go for the more generic looking ass toys rather than one shaped like a penis

 

get a huge fucken black one you woman.

 

Wow - I get called for telling someone to use spell check but a direct insult like this glides right on by? Hmmmmm.

 

yupp :cowboy:

 

Nice dildo. I might have to get one.

 

e-dildoes are coming soon

 

The best dildo for anal - that I have tried:

Doc Johnsen, Realistic Cock 8" (2" diameter).

Only drawback - it is a little too long. But the girth is awesome.

I am straight too, but always liked a good sized rubber cock up my behind.

 

fucking nice

i need to get myself one of those