I will compose approximately 10,000 posts and emails I will drink approximately 1,000 pints of beer I will eat approximately 100 omelettes I will have sexual intercourse with approximately 10 female humans I will become approximately 1 year older My penis will grow by approximately 0.1 inches
The population of stinkbugs will grow to mammoth proportions in the U.S. Leaders will claim that the infestation of the Asian-region bugs was the result of them being planted by terrorists, which will then be used as an excuse to invade North Korea. .
People all across the globe will begin to realise that the Black Eyed Peas are in fact complete and utter SHITE! and fergie is a boot.
Possums will become the preferred method of payment for goods and services. I've invested my life savings in possum futures.
Too safe a bet- that's like sitting directly beneath Niagara Falls and predicting that you're going to get wet.
I predict there will be wars, earthquakes, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, meteor showers, fires, famine, blizzards. I'll give the details as they happen and then proclaim myself a true psychic.
You are sopping wet with cynicism... here's a commemorative Niagara Falls beach towel to dry off with. Couldn't find a picture of one- so use your mind's eye to imagine...