Pineapple Juice

So, I have been kind of focusing on finding hot girls who will let me cum in their mouth. I read that pineapple juice makes cum taste good so I've been drinking 2-3 eight ounce glasses per day for a few weeks. I've had 3 seperate women in the last few days say that I have the best tasting cum they have ever swallowed. It appears to work.

 

hahahahaha best tasting cum.......

 

Taste it yourself and find out.
That is the only way you will know for sure.

 

I see a totally new ad compaign coming out. Pineapple Juice it's not just for breakfast anymore.

" Our sex life was falling apart, but since he went on Neal and Bob's Pineapple juice diet I can't get enough "

 

That's the real market Del Monte is after.....

 

wow thats freaky.

 

I'm a hot girl. Go piss yourself!

 

Of course they are going to say that, or else you might not pay them.

 

hahahah :2thumbsup:

 

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strange!

 

Everything I post on the internet is true. I'm amaaazing!:2thumbsup:

 

While I'm unsure if this has been scientifically proven, I believe this to be true, based on what various girlfriends have noted over the years, and by what experienced women have said concerning this subject.

Eating and drinking a lot of the sweeter tasting fruits and veggies, like pineapples, peaches, and celery makes for sweeter tasting jizz. Soft drinks like Pepsi, which are loaded with sugars, can also have a positive effect on the taste. Same goes for certain vitamins.

On the flip side of things, eating lots of strong tasting veggies, like asparagus, onions and garlic makes for unpleasant tasting cum. Diets that are heavy on red meat, alcohol, heavy smoking, and caffeine are also considered no-no's. Strong medicines, like Penicillin and painkillers are also said to have a negative effect on the taste of your love juice.

I dunno, but based on what has been said to me, and what I've heard and read from most women, it appears that one's diet is a big factor in how they taste. Another big factor is daily exercise, and keeping yourself in relatively good shape.

 

to be honest, cums not nice- but that's why it comes with a bit of a disclaimer:

WARNING: THIS SHIT IS NASTY BUT SWALLOW IT
AND I AM NOT GOING TO ASK YOU TO GET ME A BEER.

 

My wife stopped giving me head when I started smoking cigs years ago. Talk about motivation to quit! It worked too, haven't smoked cigs for almost ten years now

 

I'm allergic to all things pineapple

 

I like it when a guy has a pastrami on rye with french fries and a chef salad with creamy italian dressing.