dammit, fail for the day

tattooed my leg last night, in bad lighting- in an awkward spot on my calf.... went to deep with the needle.... the ink bled under the skin- so i have a cool bruise looking mark for a few months- yussssss. pictures soon

 

Hello,

you are an... inmate and tattooed yourself with soot and a sharpened fork ?

Regards
Gyro

 

hahaha Battle scars ftw. What's the new tattoo?

 

yes- im an inmate- yes im a fool- yes yes yes. the tattoo is of a sea monkey- baha. thats what i get.

 

a sea monkey playing a tambourine. hi im a bruised sea monkey

 

lol Why a sea monkey? I'm sure it looks awesome, as random as it is. Is it an actual sea monkey or is it like a primate with fins?

 

Hello,

oh no, that's too easy. You have to deny that you are an inmate. Then I come up with the theorie that you must be a sailor and you deny again and so on . I'm wondering what a tambourine playing sea monkey looks like ?

Regards
Gyro

 

oh ok. hai! im not an inmate- im really a seamonkey

 

oh and it looks like a bruised piece of shit on my leg ha!!!!!!!! kind of like a child drawing actually- brian- its like a swamp thing/seamonkey with tambourine- just chilling out on my calf

 

Hello,

hmmm, you try to trick me, don't you?

Regards
Gyro

 

that could be whats going on-

 

Could have been worse. You can have been trying to put a tattoo on your rear end by yourself that ended up looking like the remnants of a spanking.



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wow that'll look pretty cool!

 

At least it wasn't a stick guy mowing your pubes.

 

wouldn't a tattoo of a sea monkey consist of a single prick of the needle?

 

The Sea Monkey tattoo she's referring to:

 

Not if you're getting this one...

 

Hello,

at least we have fun .

Regards
Gyro

 

Okay dumb me, I have no clue if that could be dangerous or not?

I sure hope not!!