When was the last time you had teh sexeh timz?

A little over 2 months ago. I could have gotten some a week ago with a pretty hot drunk chick that was at my friends place but I had eaten a couple hits of acid earlier in the night and I was terrified of her. She looked like she wanted it a little more rough than my fragile mind could handle and would rip my dick off. I just wanted to snuggle

 

Summer 2009

 

September about... Soooo like three months or so.

 

a week ago!

 

3 weeks ago. Abstaining by choice a the moment.

 

3 months but my lady friend called me up and told me i deserve a birthday blow job next weekend lol

 

last night, I hope I never win this game

 

Aw Shale

Teh sexeh timez = The sexy times = Sex


:O Rev that sure was a long stretch.

 

emm.. the other day. probably tuesday.

 

This morning.

 

i'll gladly pay you tuesday for a sexeh timz today...

 

I was vacuuming nude yesterday, was changing the head on the vacuum cleaner but then got distracted by something on Oprah............and before I knew it...well, I went to switch it off....but I hesitated

So yesterday, and thus I lose this thread

 

last night

 

what qualifies as sex?
does it have to be vaginal penetration?
must it achieve orgasm?
there's so many different kinds of sex. femoral, oral, anal, lesbian etc.

 

Something with another person that satisfied your sexual urges ^^

I am jealous of all of you who had it yesterday

 

what about this morning

 

my wife come over for a minute earlier for a quicky.. I was surprised the cum shot I had,, cause I normally oozes but doing her from behind i pulled out and shoot it between her should blades.. and she said "Damn babe you almost got it in my hair". haha then she went shopping..

 

As far as I can tell, I'm currently in fourth place.

 

would have been better if she just didn't realize you did get it in her hair...

 

Ummm...a week or two ago? Not long enough to bitch, not recent enough to remember. I do remember it was good, though.