Haiku game!

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by L.A.Matthews, Nov 19, 2006.

  1. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I am a yum mum
    Sometimes they call me a milf
    I'm crying inside
     
  2. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    I'm crying inside
    But I keep my heart controlled
    Brick wall surrounds it

    Emo moment for me :(
     
  3. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Brick wall surrounds it,
    Corrugated iron roof
    it is a shithouse.
     
  4. Roffa

    Roffa Senior Member

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    It is a shithouse
    Where yesterday's Daily Mail
    Serves its true purpose
     
  5. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Serves its true purpose
    Talking like Yoda you are
    With problems like this
     
  6. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    With problems like this
    Who could ever survive it?
    Me, of course. Dumbass
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    On a raisin toast
    A house fly has been swatted
    Camouflage protein.
     
  8. lillallyloukins

    lillallyloukins ⓑⓐⓡⓑⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ

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    camouflage protein
    a dangerous existence
    a path strewn with pearls
     
  9. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    A path strewn with pearls
    You should gather them quickly
    The oysters revenge
     
  10. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    The oyster's revenge
    doubled over a toilet
    with salmonella..
     
  11. lillallyloukins

    lillallyloukins ⓑⓐⓡⓑⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ

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    with salmonella
    and maybe some of his friends
    i'll be here all month
     
  12. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    I'll be here all month
    Until somebody comments
    about the lame kick!
     
  13. lillallyloukins

    lillallyloukins ⓑⓐⓡⓑⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ

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    about the lame kick?
    arf... i commented on that
    it was LAME man, period!
     
  14. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    Period is three!
    Aye, you did well to comment
    Now I be zip it!
     
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