Rhinovirus + DayQuil + Marijuana

I am sick as a dog right now, but I can feel the dopamine saturating my brain. You know that very particular blissful feeling that you get when you fall in love? Yeah, that one. It's beautiful. I have been feeling that way all day long. Mmmmm. . . I hope it lasts. . . this sure is lovely.

Plus, I've been listening to this on repeat:
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I am in heaven right now.

Wow. . . I don't ever want to be sick without marijuana ever again.

 

I been practicing how to hit a bong all day.

 

You know you're supposed to hit it with a baseball bat, right?

 

Ya I used to do that in Alabama a lot where I was told about it but us city folk like to cause combustion with lighters lol its crazy

 

Um, what?

 

Here you go!

Ya (agreeing), I used to do that (hit bongs with bats) in Alabama (a lot) where I was told about it, but us city folk (people who don't live in alabama) like to cause combustion with lighters.

 

You know I was joking about the whole baseball bat thing, right? By the way, that has got to be the lamest Alabama stab that I've ever seen. I am really disappointed in you.

 

It's not a stab on Alabama, my bong is made out of plastic

 

I think that I actually may be too stoned to talk to you, lol. I think I'll just go and wander off somewhere else.

 

Unless you're dangling your mouse in the air you won't be able to wander far

 

I have not a mouse pad. I have not a mouse.

 

I will not have green eggs and ham. Not on a boat, not with a goat!

 

I will have green eggs and ham. I will eat them on a boat, with a goat.

 

that's pretty open minded of you. i think i probably would as long as the goats ass didn't stink. you ever get stuck next to a dirty horse tail? irl?

 

I concur. No stinky asses. Actually, yes, I went horseback riding a lot when I was a child. I know what shitty tails smell and look like. Ugh.

 

lmao. dude i'm workin with a memory of them from when i was 4 years old. Im feelin this

 

weird thread.

i don't believe any of the three things you listed affect dopamine levels in your brain.

 

Here's what I learned in drug rehab: The three things that affect dopamine levels in your brain are food, sex, and drugs. Marijuana falls under at least one of those categories.

Also, I'm not sure why I felt so amazing the other day. I was sick as a dog and I was high as a kite. Being sick might have had something to do with it. I don't ever get a high like that with marijuana when I'm not sick.