Man said 'wombat rape' led to accent change

"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all."


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1583051/Man-said-wombat-rape-led-to-accent-change.html

bahahahhahha, wow!!

 

This is like a Canadian getting raped by a bald eagle and then speaking with an American accent.

In other words, a guy had sex with an animal and only very slightly adjusts his accent so it seems justified... Somehow.

 

Quite hilarious.

 

And so I wonder why aren't there people like that where I live?

 

There probably are people like that where you live, they are just smart enough not to tell anyone when they are violated sexually by a member of the animal kingdom:mickey:

 

It would have been weirder if afterwards he could only make the sounds a Wombat makes.

 

it's a little known fact that all australian accents originated from wombat rapings.

 

raped by a wombat hell, my father wacked off in a flower pot. that's why i'm a bloomin idiot.

 

A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time

Haaa!

 

In all my 68 years I have never heard an Australian use the word "bloomin." Try the Pommies, Drongo.

 

They say bloomin' at the Outback Steakhouse and by god, that's good enough for me.

 

The Outback Steakhouse?!! That's about as Australian as that caterwauling whore, Helen "Arm an Umerucun womun" Reddy.

 

Was he drunk??