Just had to share this with you. Been with my girl 6 months and always fantasized about anal sex, but never wanted to push her into doing something she didn't want to do. But one evening in bed, she brought up that she'd had it 10 years ago and it wasn't as bad as she'd expected. She'd quite liked it, in fact. So I finally confessed that it was a huge fantasy of mine. Then we were on vacation in the Carribbean last week, taking a shower together, talking about anal, and I began rubbing a soapy finger around the entrance to her ass. She started moaning with pleasure, and so very gently, very slowly, I slid it into her ass. All the way in. She giggled and we kissed. So we dried off, and she lay face down on the bed. I got her to put a pillow under her stomach to raise her ass, put a condom on, lots of lube on her ass, and very gently eased the head of my cock in. She said it hurt a little, but to keep going. That first night I only got my cock halfway in, but we stopped because that was all she could take. But the next night we tried again. I'd already gone down on her, she was very turned on, so I lubed up her ass, eased first one, then two fingers gently in. She said it felt fine. So I bent her over the bed, and lubed up my cock, which was achingly hard by then, and without a condom, slid into her, inch by inch. I could see it hurt her a little, but she kept telling me to continue. Finally I was all the way in her, up to the hilt. She couldn't believe it, because I'm a little bigger than average. But my God, it felt amazing. Soo much easier than I'd imagined, and expected from reading some of the posts on here. I ended up cumming very hard in her ass, and she loved it. I don't think she could take it that way every day, but she definitely wants to do it more. Can't believe it. I am a very lucky guy!
congrats... now you jam your tongue up there about 2 inches....she will be willing to sleep with you for the rest of your life..long after the break up...
hmm, i guess girls must be less willing to do anal in england or something. it's not even taboo anymore, every girl does it now.
english girls take it in the ass just like the americans...you just judged a whole fucking cuntry on 1 post
it wasn't meant to be judging it was meant to be wondering out loud about a possible culturual difference...
You know that's not funny. I don't appreciate how unfunny you are. In fact I have to be honest that hurt my feelings and I began to cry. I am still crying now, it has been going on for about twelve hours. Please apoligise to me, it was unfair to attack somebody who was just trying to have a laugh. I mean this is a website after all, we shouldn't take ourselves seriously. Last time I took myself seriously people thought I was acting like Vanilla Ice. That is not cool. I don't even like vanilla. So as I was saying just say sorry and we can be friends, in fact I would love to take you o a skiing weekend. My penis, for the record is not that short, if you take me on a skiing weekend I will show you it. Maybe you are jealous. Maybe I am exaggerating. Maybe my dog is. I believe this might be a penis conspiracy. But it doesn't matter, because I have a fine ass. So anyways, how are you? I have stopped crying. It was silly, wasn't it? I'll just have a drink to calm my nerves further. A vodka with a pinch of ice would be lovely. Actually that's a lie, it makes me sick!! AHA, see, you didn't know I was lying- had you known me you would have know. Maybe this is a sound way of proving how pointless your heckle was. Maybe all this is a joke, maybe it's not. My dog is talking to me, she has asked me why the fuck I haven't used any structure in my writing. What does she know, she enjoys Harry Potter. I mean, those books are rubbish- and don't even get me started on the films. The kid has an invisibility cloak, why didn't he just use it every time he was in a spot of bother. I think he is an idiot and I would make a much better super hero. I mean I don't look like an ameba for a start. Sausages. That's right I said it. Sausages. How subconscious of me, thinking phallically again. I am not homosexual, I just want confirmation. Maybe i'll ask my dog to take a look at it. But right now i'm watching television, so instead I will continue to do that. Do you love me? I love you, actually. I mean, seriously. I think you are beautiful. I love the way the light of your monitor hits your eyes. Do you work out? I do, I like to do my squat thrusts. Every morning, I have breakfast to in the morning and people think i'm weird. I don't know why, it could perhaps because I eat my garden grass. It's a hippie thing, someone said grass could get you stoned. I actually believe that it's true, someone threw a rock at me and it made great impact with my face. My face aches sometimes, I grimace constantly. People always ask if i'm feeling alright and I just insist it is because I have wind. I don't have wind. Well I do now, but not all the time. I once knew a guy who had wind all the time, it was quite disturbing. I think the doctor made him better, with leeches. The problem is he put them on his bottom and squashed them what he sat down. Did you know I stole that joke? Maybe we could play a game, you can go and try and figure out where that joke came from. I feel like the king. You can bow if you want. Hubris. It tastes good. I am not going to go all shakespeare on your ass. Did you know that Shakespeare's authorship has been questioned, people believe it was all written by his mate Marlow. Marlow was an alright guy, we went out for a pint once. He told me he liked girls with big bottoms, I said like Run DMC and he agreed. Now they all chill out without me, it is really mean. They went on a golf trip without me, I love golf. I thought I was invited and made a Spice Girls compilation for the journey. Road trip!!! Oh well, maybe we could do it sometime. Oh yeah, I forgot, we are going away together. Man, you are too good for me. My fingers really ache and I don't know why. So, do you like squirrels? Nah, I think they are a bit aCORNY. I know, that was a rubbish joke. But that's why I don't like squirrels, they tell rubbish jokes. Listen to this 'what do you call a man under a car? Jack. I know, it's awful. Stop laughing. You'll never guess who told me that one. I suppose it's better than penis jokes though, only silly people make them. Oh yeah, I forgave you. Have you ever wondered what would happen if an eskimo had a fight with that dude who tried to sell ice to him? Or her? Sorry, this is a PC world. Anyways, what would he or her want with any more ice? It's kind of degrading. I am going to try and sell lesbians to ice cream parlors. Yeah, I know, not thought through. But remember, people love them because they are sexy and smell nice. Let me know what you think, write back to me and let me know. My favourite flavour is raspberry nipple. You will have gathered I am a man of jest, no lesbians were harmed in the writing of this paragraph to you my betrothed. I feel my ago just grew at least another inch.
It's like the song says, "Some girls will. Some girls won't. Some girls need a lot of loving & some girls don't". It takes all sorts to make a world, but it's a lot more common than you might believe it to be, as Anal Sex is still very much a taboo subject, but just because it isn't talked about so much, doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
