Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

trop drôle.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=

 

thank you onion../ hadabe.

 

You have to love their copyright notice;

 

hahaha so good.

 

Hilarious, but rediculous that they have no problem denying that arrest is the protocol for ejeculation.

 

Am i the only one who finds it damn hilarious that his last name is CUMMINGS? :rofl:

 

I think some people should re-read it all and jump while doing so....

 

How the FUCK can they arrest him because they jacked off his cock so much for security that he came?

These scummy fucks should all be strung up, this shit is going too far.

"Excuse me sir, but in the interest of security ima jerk you off until you're in prison.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU this country needs some fucking mass exicutions.

there... that's out of my system now.

 

Natural biological function = jail time.

 

It's not natural when a fucking government agent pulls you aside and feels up your cock for long enough to get aroused and then cum.

That federal agent should loose his job and be taken to court. The guy in jail now should be sewing him for rape.

 

hahaha thats just what i was thinkin :rofl:

 

I noticed that too. ironic isnt it...

wonder if the agents new nickname is stroker?

 

This thread is quickly eroding any confidence I have that people may be intelligent...

 

:juggle: arty: :mickey:

 

that website is fucking amazing check it
hahahaha
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603

WikiLeaks to release Percy Cummings arrest documents

December 1, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment

Julian AssangeHours before being place on Interpol’s most wanted list, Julian Assange announced that WikiLeaks was going to release thousands of documents related to the recent arrest of Percy Cummings, who is charged with sexually assaulting a TSA agent during a pat-down.

Cummings is currently being held in Federal custody without bail. According to Assange, the documents will identify the alleged victim of the assault, as well as a pattern of official misconduct by him. The leaked documents state that male TSA agents have reported being sexually harassed by the alleged victim. He is also said to have used his agency seniority to be assigned exclusively to pat-down duty of male passengers. Several of his colleagues have also expressed disdain with the enthusiasm he has shown performing the pat-downs.

Assange claims that the leaked documents “will lead to the shut down of the TSA.” Calls and emails to the TSA asking for comment on the release of these documents have not been returned, however the TSA has stated that they are currently investigating the leak of the Percy Cummings arrest documents.

Citing the imminent demise of the TSA, Assange claims that the incident leading up to Cummings’ arrest would be “the shot heard around the world.”

 

this really makes me want to never fly again. I think train and ship voyages are about to become very popular.

 

i love people touching me up

 

Psssst! It didn't really happen...that is a satirical site...:2thumbsup:

 

It's still real to me, dammit!