best things to do with your wifes head

I've always wanted to play soccer with a head. Hers would make a good ball too.

 

I might even play croquet with a sledge hammer. That would be fun too

 

make it give you a "head" (pardon the pun)

 

Sell it on EBAY.

 

shave it and draw a picture on the scalp...and put it on a stand as a piece of art work :sunglasse

 

I would like to put a real skull in an aquarium for decoration.

 

A detached head would be good for your own oral gratification for it is not limited in movement by a neck.

 

or, you could fuck the neck

 

Better yet, how 'bout I skull fuck you, ya little twit?

 

there was this sick/twisted horror movie from the 70s/80s that had this guy who had his head removed, give a tied down naked chick, head....... so the head was giving head.... it was quite strange, and I wish I could remember the name of it.

 

sounds kinky

 

ahh I think it was called the Re-animator, about a scientist who discovers a serum that could re-animate life into dead things, so there were zombies all over the place... and yeah, a guy who had his head detached from his body was holding his head, and giving a naked chick head. it was bizarre and perverse. and a first in film history.

 

skull fucking isnt the same thing. its not as arousing

 

Throat Fuck it.... Nose Fuck it.... Ear Fuck it... Skull Fuck it....

or Neck Fuck it from the bottom

 

Fuck the head... I'd go find the body

 

id strap it to my back and call it Larry

 

what if it haunted you and still talked, now that would be creepy.

 

that would stop traffic for two reasons:1-too big, cause accidents2-ITS A FRIGGIN HEAD ppl would b rubber necking to seee that thing hehe

 

u should sell them, id b a buyer

 

goood, then he can sponser ur new buisnesss lol