Body Shot Thread for the visually impaired

As this is a body shot thread for the visually impaired and they'd be using screen readers, you cant post your pics, you have to describe them, and no words for pee pees or ginas, instead you have to say pixilated area or smiley face.




I'm on all fours, back arched in a do me now pose with just my sexy bargain bin wallmart panties on, but ironically I have both index fingers over my nipples cos I want to appear modest. And you cant see my head cos I was stupid enough to use the flash aimed directly at the wardrobe mirror


And only flattering comments please. Dont treat me like a text object!

 

How can you be on all fours with your fingers over your nipples?

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I'm with this dead bitch and she wont stop fucking laughing so I'm kicking her a couple times and putting my hand over my mouth in that cute coy little "uh-oh" way like marlyne monroe

 

oo god, im so hard right now
it would be so gorgeous if you were kicking without shoes on, but you're perfect the way you are.
dont change

shaggie, you're too fat. lets keep this only perfect text images

 

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe his boobies hang low enuf for his nips to be near his hands? I am trying to picture it but it isn't a pretty picture...

 

Knees and nads, like a golf buggy


Hey, you asked

 

On the Web, anything is possible.


I have the biggest dick in the history of the human race. To get all of it in the picture, the rest of my body seems small and distant.

 

I am passed out in gynecologists exam chair naked, with with my legs open. The lower half of my body is caked in blood and feces and glitter. There are empty half gallon containers of Skol vodka duct taped to my hands, filled with urine. My unmentionables are covered by a centaur dressed as a construction worker pretending to do a gyno exam on my anus. The centaur is looking back at the camera winking. The image is black and white and there are dramatic, artsy shadows. This is the first time my new nude body has been posted on the internet and Im very nervous. :blush5:

 

:hide:

 

studly :mickey:

 

:computer: i'm sitting at my computer in boxers ready to fapfapfap and tellin all the thin chicks to gtfo

 

What exactly is this thread suppose to do for those who are visually impaired?

 

O<-<

me^

 

Blind people can't read. Sheesh.

 

Three words:

Nine Months Pregnant




Yes, I'm dead sexy...*rubs nipples*

 

i'm a guy, so i'm just posting a close up of my abs.

 

i busted my nuts..

 

Here's The Photo You Have All Been Holding Your Breath In Antipication For..:sunny:

Finally A Nooodie Pic Of GLEN!!....Enjoy...



Cheers Glen.

 

very creative, censoring yourself by holding that cat there.

 

If You Look Closer You Will See The Pic Has Been Captioned..........

......."Artistic Modesty Obtained By Tasteful Placement Of Passing Pussie"...

Sorry If The Print Was Hard To Read...



Cheers Glen.