Three desserts

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 121, Nov 27, 2010.

  1. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    were bought for three 'family' members. Three French custard pastries with an assortment of fresh fruits on the top (with a glaze).Thats 3 fucking desserts for three people (one each).

    I didn't eat mine that day as I wanted to eat it the following day.

    The next day I went to the fridge for my dessert but it wasn't there.

    I asked the other two what happen to my dessert. The answer?

    "I ate it, but there might be other stuff in the fridge".

    I said, "Well why don't you go ahead and eat that one too?"

    The reply? "Maybe I will".

    She stuffed her fat diabetic fat fucking face with her dessert and then ate mine the next day. This may seem trivial to you but this got under my skin. I would never do that to someone else.

    Can you say ****? Fucking stupid uncivilized ****? Freeloading ****?

    I could buy thousands of these fucking pastries. Its the principal that vexes me.

    This is one of many continous offenses that I can't ignore. I dont see a future here. I must have been fucking adopted.

    Just a random rant :)
     
  2. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Just plot revenge. Next time she has something she really enjoys in the fridge and she's away or whatever it takes to keep food out of her face long enough to get it in your grasp and eat it or throw it away. And then do her exactly as she did you.
     
  3. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    Get a little lock box. Extreme maybe but this is pastry! If they can actually break into it then they can have their stolen dessert.
     
  4. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    That's what known as giving someone their (heh heh) 'just-desserts'. :)

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  5. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    Yeah, that would piss me off too. One time for my birthday, I bought an assortment of cupcakes and ONE vegan one for myself. I didn't eat it that day for whatever reason but when I went to get it the next day it was gone. Someone ate the regular cupcakes and the ONE cupcake that was clearly labeled Vegan for myself. Like really? The regular moo-cow/bok-bok cupcakes weren't enough, so you had to move in on my "special needs" cupcake too? I didn't HAVE to buy regular cupcakes, I could have just gotten one vegan one for myself. But that's where being considerate gets you these days...
     
  6. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Make some chocolate pudding with ex-lax in it and put it in the fridge for her.
     
  7. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Man, you people are diabolical. :eek:

    Next you'll be saying to put a bunch of baking soda in it to give them gas. :)

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  8. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Did you share your feelings with her about her fat freeloading uncivilized fucking cunty diabetic face?

    If you don't tell her, she'll just keep eating your desserts. :mickey:
     
  9. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Tempting but futile.

    It would be like telling someone with full blown down syndrome to stop behaving like a fucking spastic :rolleyes:
     
  10. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Fix a "special" dessert that substitutes salt (or cayenne pepper) for sugar but otherwise looks sumptuous and decadent and leave it in the fridge and give the customary alert that it shouldn't be eaten by anyone. Use the behavior to drive your point home.

    or...
     
  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Nice touch... and hide the tp.
     
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