If you were on death row

Lamb chops. Apple crumb. White rice. Cheese cake. Peaches. Diet Pepsi.

QP

P.S. This is the most morbid post I've ever encountered here. But I love morbid stuff. So more power to you! Big time! :2thumbsup:

 

What the fuck is the point in drinking DIET pepsi if you're going to die straight afterwards anyway?

 

Some people prefer the taste.

I'm choosing the Diet option now...just bcause. :2thumbsup:

 

Lmfao. I was thinking the same thing.

I sure hope they do, because I sure don't. I can't drink anything that has artificial sweeteners in it. I can do without the sugar altogether, but if something is going to be "sweet," it has to be either sweetened with real sugar or honey. I can taste the artificial sweetener in anything that is even slightly sweetened artificially. My taste buds hate the taste. . . and so do I. Tastes like chemical vomit.

Anywhooooo. . .

Is it sad that I have to really think about this one? I guess, first off, I would want to have a quarter of Train Wreck. That would make the whole situation so much better. Perhaps I could even use a gas mask this time. Second of all, food-wise, I would definitely request Carrabba's. Don't they do curbside take-out? I think they do. I would want to get an order of the zucchini fritte with the garlic aioli. . . and I want the Pasta Weesie. Mmm. That is sex in your mouth.

 

To be fair, I can only reeally tolerate Pepsi Max and Diet Coke.
The others with artificial sweetners in do indeed taste like chemical vomit.

 

I guess "chemical vomit" was a good word choice. I was trying to come up with a short description for how it tastes to me. I thought I was having a brain fail or something, but now that I think about it. . . "chemical vomit" was a good choice.

 

It was. Thumbs up for that one. It's a few words that express a lot.

 

I'd order a meal, whatever and then I'd send it back saying it needed reheated, or it was too salty or whatever and I'd keep doing it until they eventually got pissed off and told me to just fucking eat it and hurry up! Then I'd pick the plate up and twat one of them over the head with it, and if I got the chance I'd stab one of them in the eye with a fork.

 

i'd want a steak cooked by my husband, ribs cooked by my best friend Rhino, a baby spinach salad with strawberries almonds and bacon, homemade mozzarella sticks, a piece of my grandmas texas sweet cake, and a giant iced glass of tahitian treat. and i'd want to enjoy it with the people who prepared it. after that meal i could die happy.

 

too bad they don't let you have drugs or alcohol. however, i have seen the lists that these inmates request, and they seems limitless...so..

chicken pad thai
thai iced coffee
hummus wrap with tatziki sauce..

um...coca cola...
snickers cheesecake.

i have a small tummy so not much will fit.

 

Hippopotamus soup.

 

Special K, sugar, herbs, I could go on but you get the point.

 

Not really. Why would you want to eat foods to sutain a slimming diet when your about to be fried to shit?

 

mmmm fried shit

 

Some of the best weed:ssmokeit::sifone:

 

I'm not sure why they said sugar but as far as special k and herbs I think they meant the drugs

 

french onion soup w/ cheese melted on top, chef salad w/ ranch dressing, fried chicken & bbq ribs, macaroni & cheese, corn on the cob, boston cream pie & ice cream. followed by a big fat joint 2 take the edge off.

 

NOTHING.!!...Maybe A Glass Of Water, Because I Would Have So Many

Butterflys In My Stomach, Whatever I Tried To Eat I Would Throw Straight

Back Up...uke:

Give My Meal To Starving People Please....



Cheers Glen.

 

id want to keep from delaying it any longer.. just give me my IV and never mind the food..