Obama Hit in Face by Elbow - 12 Stitches Required

Bummer! Good to know he's still getting some exercise though.

 

A conversation between Obama and General McChrystal.

Obama : I really don't think we should be provoking the Chineese.

McChrystal : Shut the fuck up and call out the troops. You pathetic black Kenyaian bastard.

Obama : No you have to consider our current situation. There are already 2 wars going on.

McChrystal : I said call out the troops! * Whack * Do I have to beat you to death ? 'cause lord knows I would love to see you die.

*whack* *whack* *whack*

Obama : Please stop hitting me. Ok you win. I send in an aircraft carrier.


Obama :

 

told you he was white..

 

Is that a play you are writing?

 

no.

But all things considered equal. It's about as likely that some military general hit him for not getting another war.. As it is that he might have been hit in the face during a game of basketball.

The fact is that there is so much lies. That I call everything bullshit.

 

Bush would have dodged that shit.

 

Er..you mean "Retired" General McChrystal? The Prez already bitch-slapped that clod when Obama "accepted his resignation of his commands".

 

I would love to see a one-on-one between Obama and Bush. Hell, I'd pay per view that one!

 

And just after dodging it.
Bush would have tripped on his shoe lace and broken his nose.

 

hmm, i wish i could've been the one to throw the elbow.

 

Nah- he'd have sent the offending elbow-thrower hunting with Dick Cheney, the Prince of Arrhythmia and a secret service detail to hide the evidence..

 

Maybe he was Biden his lip too hard

 

Must be a Vice -eh? I can Reid between the lines here... ya tryin to Rahm this one past me?

 

If it had been a Republican doctor, he would have sewed Obama's mouth shut.

arty:

 

Maybe it was Republican who threw the elbow.

 

wow, ouch! I wanna see the stitches

 

He was The One.