Terrible names for people you like[or love]

I had a girlfriend,her pen name was Boo...I would often call her Boo but every now and then i would slip in a Poo..
.she caught it every time..''Did you just call me Poo?''...
''no,of course not''...lol

 

lol I thought I was the only one that used butt spelunker. Omgosh!! hehe
I dont feel so weird anymore.

eh onto the topic at hand, I call my husband all kinds of names, but always out of love!! he has even called me ****, or bitch,a nd when in the right context. there is no problem with it.

I call him a butt muncher all the time. LOL

which is funny bc I dont let anyone touch my butt.

 

I call enjoy from the dread lock forum enjoy my ass. It's a term of endearment :ack2:

 

my husband calls me "vag"

i used to be annoyed by this, but as time went on i grew to find it somehow endearing

 

I thought I was the only one!

 

bung wiping chode smuggler

 

My wife is a little short red headed girl of Irish descent and when she was pregnant with our first, the doctor made a comment about the weight she was gaining and I started calling her My Little Mini McMoo and if I added a mooing sound I was sure to get a smack, at least while she could still reach me over her belly.

 

haha..one of my fave anal referances is ''going cave diving with uncle stinky''..my oldest friend and I get MUCH more graphic when calling each other names

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