Austrian Death Machine

Most of you guys have probably heard of them, but for those who haven't I highly suggest them if you a little humor added to your metal once in a while. It's all Arnold Swarczenhoweveritspelled quotes.

I was listening to the album Double Brutal and the song "It's simple, if it jiggles it's fat" came on.

I was getting stoned as it was playing so it was getting better and better. It was all thrashy and shit and then I was thinking "Please god, let this song go into some sort of breakdown".

Not two seconds later does the song cut speed and start hammering down the heaviness. I laughed and laughed and laughed.

There's a couple covers on this album too. There's Trapped Under Ice, Killing Is My Business, Iron Fist, and Hell Bent For Leather... I think there's two more covers but they suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNUbOLqlngQ"]YouTube - It's Simple, If it Jiggles It's Fat -Austrian Death Machine Double Brutal

 

lol cool band. I heard of them but there not as gay as I thought they would be.

 

Run for the chopper, it's the only way out!

 

This band is fucking hilarious!