passing random drug tests

okay, so about a month or so ago my parents caught me with weed. they said they would start giving me random drug tests, but they haven't given me one yet, so i dont know whether it will be a home urine test or at the doctor's or what. Next week im probably gonna be smoking with some friends, so i was wondering if there was a way to get weed out of your system completely, not just to dilute your urine for the day of the test(i would do that if i knew when the tests were, but there random:$). thanks for the help guys.

 

I faked like 15 drug tests through-out high school. You need a friend that is 100% clean...he cant even b around a smoker within a month...get him to fill up a vile and keep that shit on you at all times. If you goto a Dr. office for it you need to tape that shit to your tant...seriously...butt huggers wont work, they check them. And if the doc is like breathing down your neck watching you, just whip it out...make him insecure...he'll look away. Also jumbo visine bottels work great.

The urine cleaning BS doesnt work. You have to take the drink within 8 hours of the test and it turns your piss green! The only test i ever failed was when i tried one of those damn things.

 

what do you mean by that?

 

Use one of those huge visine bottles for your vile. Its easy to quickly open w/o worrying about it spilling.

 

I hate to say it friend but, lay low so your parents cant bust you agian anytime soon. That's the price you pay when you get caught. I'm not preachin just lookin out for you fellow pot smoker! I used something from Spectrum labs called"urine luck" it worked for me, you dont drink it you put it in your piss while the door is still closed. good luck

 

Why dont you just start drinking nothing but water? Not only is it healthy for you compared to soda it will dilute the piss. Just take a daily vitamin c supplement and it will turn your piss yellow then. It may be vitamin B. I forget. Someone want to clear it up?

 

i heard that drinking vinegar helps a drug test...i think it clears your system and stuff...but if you drink too much vinegar, then you can get ulcetrs and who really wants ulcers?

 

Why would you drink vinegar? Thats disgusting. Why are people always trying to find new ways to pass drug tests when all you need is water, Its really simple. I dont think most people can fathom that or somthing.

 

If you want to flush your system you need to drink cranberry juice non-stop, eat nothing, and excersize like your trainning for the fuckin olympics. Pure watter will do almost nothing. THC stores in fat, and not only do you have to burn off the fat but you need to get it out of the blood stream before it stores in more fat. Honestly all that is just an unecessary hastle, viles work perfect and u dont have to quit.

 

if its a home drug test that they ordered online and you know it was one of the cheaper ones just use a visine bottle to drop a lil bleach in ur piss but if u have to go to the doctor then just take clean piss with you(id bring 2 bottles of visine/piss because they will make you drink more water and pee gain into the cup if you only pee a little bit)

 

Go to GNC or a store like that and ask for a kit that cleanses your body out. It's about $40.

 

ive heard that after a short amount of time the urine that you would be storing spoils, and is unusable for a drug test. How do you keep it from spoiling?

 

they take the temp of it at some places and if it is too cold then they know it didn't come from you. never heard of it spoiling though.

 

I just looked up this info myself because my work is planning to institute random drug testing because some crackhead tried to get workers comp by bashing his head into a cement wall purposely. Now we all have to suffer! Fucked up part is no one is going to be caught doing crack or anything else on the job, those of us who smoke on the weekends (and there are quite a few) are the only ones who will be caught. Not only that but they told the higher ups 2 months ago so they had ample time to cleanse, but they didn't tell any of us regular folk yet, I've just got an in.

http://www.nontesterslist.com/nontesters/drugtest.html

http://www.marijuana.com/4-6b.php3


These provide pretty good info. I'm not concerned now because I already eat a low fat/high fiber diet and exercise like a loon (ie the hipforums gym rat) and drink tons of water every day. Guess I could get some vit. B though.

Good luck.

 

ok, got an idea.... dont blaze up. seriously what is gunna happen if the test comes up positive. do you really think they would test you? you said its been a month so i would expect one soon if they are gunna do it, especially if they know you're planin on goin out with your friends. if you really want to do something buy shrooms and do that, its out of your system within about a day (depending).

 

Drug tests realy do suck! I need to quit for awhile because im planning on changing jobs. I currently work at a small time bar, where the owner smokes almost every day!

 

"9.2.1 Urine from a donor: You can substitute someone else's urine. Ask
your urine donor (hopefully a friend you can trust) what drugs they've
taken in the last month. They may have taken a false positive (or a true
positive for that matter). Before the test, the examiner will likely ask you
to list everything you've taken. If the urine ages beyond 18 hours,
deterioration becomes noticable and the lab may suspect something."
http://www.nontesterslist.com/nontesters/dtfaq.txt

fuck. well, guess keepin piss around in a bottle isnt gonna work.

 

bleach
spike it with bleach
works all the time
besides your parents arent gonna pay for a high quality drug test
buit if they do your fucked
but theyre fucked in teh head for wastin money on such a retarded thing

 

jointman/dazed4now, how much bleach should you put in the cup? Won't it turn white?

 

Perhaps not for this kid's purposes, but for real tests in labs like where I have had to go in the past, the first thing they do is take the temperature, then they check the color and look for creatine to make sure it is real before they waste their time. So even if it is 2 hours old you can still get caught. That is why they say to keep it warm with something, your body heat usually isn't enough. But they have those heated patches and stuff like that now.

Now for one's parents sake, they aren't going to freaking take the temp, if they bother to test at all. I know with my parents it used to be an idle threat. Of course I was 17 and they never actually caught me, plus my dad was a pothead. And I guess the reason I've never heard of piss going bad is because I'd rather just get what I can out of my body with proper diet, exercise and water, rather than carry someone's piss around with me. Gross!