What makes you better than a Crack Whore?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Nov 10, 2010.

  1. MayQueen~420~

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    Q: What makes me better than a crack whore?

    A: I'm not a crack whore, lol
     
  2. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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    What a joke.
    You want to appear all sympathetic and crap and end with the sentence in bold. The thing you fail to recognize is simply by starting this thread and your failing attempt at humor at the expense of these "crackwhores" puts you squarely in the camp of those who hold such people in disdain and treat them as second rate humans, otherwise you would not have attempted to make them the focal point of your failed humor.

    Not to mention that your logic is so horribly flawed as to not even qualify as "logic" but rather the ramblings of a loony.

    So let me ask you a question VG, How would it make you feel if the same type of thread was started comparing the societal worth of male homosexual prostitutes, or just homosexuals in general to other segments of society?
     
  3. Chapter13

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  4. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I have made better choices and decisions.

    I am not better than any other person but I live a better standard of life becuase I did not choose that one.
     
  5. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a76FeV2-Dw&feature=related"]YouTube - The Black Crowes - She Talks To Angels (original video)
     
  6. Kamran

    Kamran Member

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    What the fuck?
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Well, the only time you hear of them is when a Senator or Priest gets caught with one, then heats on the 'john'


    If it wasnt for us You'd all be wearing plaid ;)
     
  8. heywood floyd

    heywood floyd Banned

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    The thing about crack whores is that they're not JUST crack whores, they're also crack heads... which means they would suck you for crack, but they would probably also kill you for crack. And I don't think pedophiles think 'well, I realllly want to have sex with innocent children, but I guess I'll have to settle for some nasty, old, completely not innocent crack whore'...

    Basically, if you have any semblance of a moral code, I'd say you're better than a crack whore.
     
  9. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    i'm no better than a "crack whore" or anyone else. the ones i know, though i hesitate to use that term, are more friendly than any of you lot would be to me in real life, i bet. i even have one for a body guard. so there.
     
  10. Spicey Cat

    Spicey Cat DMT Witch (says husband)

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    I am not better as a human, but as stated, I draw less resources from society. I also give back a lot more than a desperate fuck for rock, i.e. I still have that special kind of human insanity called altruism.

    Now as to whether a crack whore or I or anyone is better than some corporate hack who is part of a circle jerk interested in nothing but greasing the shafts of himself and his cronies, uh yeah, I think we both are. Hey, I worked 13 years in the 501(c)3 non-profit industry and at least you know exactly what you are getting with a crack whore.
     
  11. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I agree
     
  12. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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  13. NomadQueen

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    im defiantly not better when it comes to being a crack whore, in fact im rather bad at both being a whore and smoking crack. i fail :(
     
  14. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    well don't give up yet.

    you just gotta give it 110%.

    can help if ya need.
     
  15. High Plaines Drifter

    High Plaines Drifter Member

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    It's never too late to learn, don't be so down on yourself.
    Remember, practice makes perfect.
    Stay positive.
    Peace, love and God bless
     
  16. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    Dammit.

    i'll take a mulligan?
     
  17. NomadQueen

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    im glad for the support :D
     
  18. deleted

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    tbth here.. Im probably worse than a crackwhore..

    there couldnt be anything worse really than buying a oz of fish-scale, a bag of ice, some baking soda, and couple drops of Hennessy for color, cooking up some CRACK and poison the neighborhoods welfare recipients..
    only way to go....
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4wzuaMJseg"]YouTube - Soul Survivor - Young Jeezy ft. Akon w/ lyrics

    Tonight I can't sleep--we livin' in Hell
    First they, give us the Work then they throw us in jail..
    Road Trip ya--I'm trafficking in the white
    Please Lord don't let me go to jail tonight..
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm better than pretty much everyone, and that sample happens to include crackwhores.
     
  20. Dancing til Dawn

    Dancing til Dawn Senior Member

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    hahaha...

    Brilliant!
     

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