House Party Gig

Alright, we celebrated two of my buddies birthdays on Saturday with a sick show. Three up and coming bands from Hamilton for the Birthday Abortion madness that we created.

I got there really early so I could set everything up. I wanted the perfect sound, the other bands wanted to bring their gear but I told them that I'm going for a professional sound.

That means we weren't just gonna plug in and play, I got to test out the bands new laptop that we all pitched in on. So much control with the new PodFarm that just came out from Line6 a little while back. Needless to say me and the other guitarist got the tones we've dreamed of.

Our bassist on the other hand already has the heaviest sounding bass I've ever heard so he doesn't even need any fancy shit.

Ok, so now it's like 7 PM and people are starting to show up. We herded them all into the basement so they wouldn't be able to hear any of the warm up. They were deafened by some live Cannibal Corpse CD while we rehearsed.

Anyway, this one band who is supposed to be "the best new band in hamilton" called Crusherface were warming up... Me and my buddies were havin' a smkoke in the other room and I was like "these guys are fucking terrible, I can't believe people have let these guys play live". We were just rippin' on them and then the drummer comes up and he's like "do you guys have a problem with our music?"

I just laughed. Then he started being rude and shit and was like "I don't see you guys over there playing" And my drummer was like "no shit the rest of your band forgot to unplug their stuff, go clean that up".

There was a silence and it was just pure BEEF. I thought they'd go at it.

Anyway at 8 this band called Chainsaw Uppercut played. There were like 50 people crammed into the living room all headbanging and shit, huge fucking pit for a small room. The bedrooms that were on the same floor were just PITS. Huge fucking pits in every room, it was sick. There had to be almost 100 people in the house.

They play some pretty heavy fuckin' death metal, although they mostly rip of Corpse and Fetus.. Oh well still sick, they're young kids too all in like grade 10 but their pretty damn good.

Then Crusherface went on, they opened with this gay ass hardcore song with a stupid 2-step riff. The "Hardcore" kids were all doing they're gay dancing so me and my buddies all went in and pushed them around... LEARN TO PIT FAGGOTS!!!

So it's 9PM. FUCKING JAMTIME PUSSIES!!!!! :2thumbsup:

Me and my band were all upstairs waiting for the sign to come down... (holy shit I just got the same adrenaline rush that I got when this happened).

Anyway the guy who owns the house turns off most of the lights and we walk down. It was honestly like a real concert, so much yelling.

So the lights are off but you can still see perfectly, there were 2 strobe lights that were ready to go whenever there were blastbeats.

Ok so were standing there with our instruments, everyone anticipating the first song....

Austing counts us in on the snare drum "1 2 3 4" And we played our new opening song entitled "Crush THEY'RE Face" making fun of the other band crusherface.

It was so funny, we made it all up as we went along but that's how we always do it when we jam so it sounded like it was already a made up song.

I remember Matt our vocalist saying some HILARIOUS lines. He was like "Hangin' niggers, killin' jews, burning gingers, raped in the pews" and the other one almost made me laugh while we played. He said "You fucking emo faggots slit your wrists, I'm fuckin' SLAYING DRAGONS WITH THESE FISTS"

After that joke song we played our normal second song (a cover by Kreator) No Reason To Exist.

Then the rest was all of our shit. When someone uploads it to facebook I'll be sure to hook you guys up with some footage. I could have recorded the direct audio but we wouldn't have gotten the drums so it would have been pointless.

Anyway it was a sick night, so many people showed up. And the cops didn't even come like at the last party because of the noise.

I'll never forget that line "You fucking emo faggots slit your wrists, I'm fuckin' SLAYING DRAGONS WITH THESE FISTS".

Hahahahahahaha unk::smilielol5: