The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

here, have some of mine

 

If I borrow yours, do you think you could give me a hand?.....;-)

 

those were my boobs actually

 

Shale and I are having a torrid affair .He 's sexual napalm

 

Above poster does not like bluegrass.....;-)

 

Now that its dark out its time to go outside and strip naked and howl at the moon...

 

i can swim faster than most fish as both my toes were webbed from birth...

 

I just ate a stick of butter =P

 

my farts smell like sugar and spice and everything nice

 

I'm outside BBAD's house.

 

Why don't you throw a rock thru his window? He loves when girls do that sorta thing...;-)

 

I've fallin' and I can't get up...

 

uke:I am thinking of seeing just how far I can puke......

 

I didn't create the original thread, and I'm definitely not attempting to revive this one... :afro:

 

I love the Oprah show ...dr Phil is awesome too

 

Above poster is not really in Canada....;-)

 

I'm really a man in a woman body...

 

I just made a giant snow penis for the viewing pleasure of my neighbors...;-)

 

I love infomercials

 

i don't intend to eat leftovers from Xmas today or tomorrow, or next week even...