This hasn't been asked for awhile i dont think...

Favorite Movie Quotes...
What might yours be?
Can be from any movie and they dont have to be funny either.

Mine Are:
From Zoolander...
" WHAT IS THIS? A CENTER FOR ANTS??? How are they suppose to learn how to read if they cant even fit inside the building?"
" Good. Cos im a hot little potato right now"

And from Waynes World 2...
"Something huge, something mega, something copious something copasious something Cajunga..."
"I managed to take out thee Bengal Tiger wif A can of Mase.
But va shop keeper and his son, vats anover stowy all togever,
I had to beat thvem to def wif thvere own shoes..." (imagine an english roady with long hair and A KOOL MOFO LISP that travelled with Led Zep and stuff)
"SHAAAWING"
"Dont you fink it was a trifle unessecarwy to see the crwack in the
indians bottom?"

Ahh you get the picture, right? Koolness.

Take care people.

 

Play it Again, Sam


WOODY ALLEN: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it?
GIRL IN MUSEUM: Yes it is.

WOODY ALLEN: What does it say to you?

GIRL IN MUSEUM: It restates the negativeness of the universe, the hideous lonely emptiness of existence, nothingness, the predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity, like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void, with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless bleak straightjacket in a black absurd cosmos.

WOODY ALLEN: What are you doing Saturday night?

GIRL IN MUSEUM: Committing suicide.

WOODY ALLEN: What about Friday night?

GIRL IN MUSEUM: [leaves silently]

 

lol, that one is awesome Alex. Woody Allen is so funny. If I could think of a good one from one of his movies it would probably be my favorite. But I'll just go with the quote in my signature

 

check out imdb more quotes than you can shake a stick at

Almost famous
I am a golden God!

Jersey Girl
[after talking to Gertie, after finding her with Brian without their pants on]
Ollie: Do you have any questions about what you saw?
Gertie: [thinking hard] Do you have what Brian has?
Ollie: Yes.
Gertie: [after thinking hard again] Is it as big as his?
Ollie: Sadly, yes.

Boy: Okay, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.

Quills...
You're not the antichrist, you're just a malcontent who knows how to spell.

Signs
Merrill: Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again.

Starsky & Hutch...
Do it (with the voice and everything)

To die for....
Cop: He told us your dick was bigger than your brain
Jimmy: He said that
Cop: I don't think he meant it as a compliment

Janis: Like a hairball coughed up by some demon from hell (describing the little dog)

The Village
Lucius Hunt: Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask you to dance. If I want to speak I will open my mouth and speak. Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. Why? What good is it to tell you you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying that I sometimes cannot think clearly or do my work properly? What gain can rise of my telling you the only time I feel fear as others do is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, Ivy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night.

 

ya its brilliant, isnt it!
so funny

 

"I'm not dead."
"shut up."
" I can't take them if they're still alive."
"come on, help us out (slips him some cash)"
Whack!
throws the old man on the cart.


None shall pass.
The black knight....

 

"You wanna play rough... I'll play rough! Say hello to my little friend!" - Al Pacino in Scarface
"Fuck the fuckin' fucker! Fuck him! Fuck him!" - some guy in Alien 3

 

Everything by Alan Rickman and Jason Isaacs.

 

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who through the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

- Jules, Ezekial 25:17, from 'Pulp Fiction' -

 

Jack Nicholson: "That's right Mr. Martini. There is an Easter Bunny..."

Dustin Hoffman: "With all due respect, fuck you...sir."

 

Blow: (Johnny Depp nods) "layaway"

Harry Potter 2:
(hagrid) "get outta my house!" - I don't know why I love that so much

up in smoke:
"hey man... don't take THOSE"
"what?"
I almost gave you the wrong shit, man"
"wha.. I already took em, man"
"ooh hoo...."
"what do you mean 'ooh hoo'"
"wow man! you just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my entire life!- hope you're not busy for about a month, man"

ahh... that gets me everytime!

 

Blazing Saddles

Jim: "Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad."
____________________________

Bart: "Since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures? What do you like to do?"
Jim: "Play chess.... screw."
Bart: "Well let's play chess."


Office Space

Michael: "No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean up shit all day if they had a million dollars."

 

Amelie:

"without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's"

The Rules of Attraction:

"no one knows anybody. etc.."

Hollywood Bollywood:

"life is full of exestential (sp?) anx's, its a given. so why don't you just lighten up?"

Bridget Jones Diary:

"hmmm... major dilemma. if i, by some wierd chance end up inflagrante, surely these would be attractive at crucial moment. however.. chances of reaching crucial moment greatly increase by wearing these- scary stomache holding in panties."

"if working here means sitting within 10 yards of you, then i'm afriad i'd rather be.. wiping sadam husseins ass."

Bridget is the msot amazing character ever.... argh i would love to play her someday.

and many many more that i can't think of.

 

see my new signature

...also:

Airplane: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

Dirty Harry: "I'm afraid you boys have misjudged me"
"A man's got to know his limitations"

 

I love these quotes threads.

anyways...

Guys and Dolls
Sky Masterson-- One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider.

The Royal Tenenbaums
Royal--I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

The Land Before Time
Cera: Longnecks saved the world? This is gonna kill my dad.