what is your shag percentile?

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what is your shag percentile?

  1. 0%

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    0.0%

  2. 1-10%

    32 vote(s)
    62.7%

  3. 11-20%

    11 vote(s)
    21.6%

  4. 21-30%

    2 vote(s)
    3.9%

  5. 31-40%

    1 vote(s)
    2.0%

  6. 41-50%

    2 vote(s)
    3.9%

  7. 51-60%

    2 vote(s)
    3.9%

  8. 61-70%

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. 71-80%

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. 81-100%

    1 vote(s)
    2.0%
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  1. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Following on from the threads Who has met who? and How many members? I think we need to work out the shag percentage we have going on here...

    Instructions

    First add up the total number of forum members you have met. Then add up the total number of forum members you have had sex with.

    Next, divide the number of forumers you've slept with by the number you have met. Multiply the answer by 100, and you have your shag percentile.

    Easy as that:H

    Remember, kids:

    (forumers you have sexed) x 100 = shag percentile
    (forumers you have met)


    Announce your result in the thread if you like, or remain anonymous, the choice is yours...
     
    showmet, Nov 30, 2004
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  3. moominmamma

    moominmamma Member

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    The thing is Mr Showmet I haven't had any problems guessing the sex of the forumers that I have met "( forumers you have sexed)".............perchance do you mean "forumers you have had sex with?"
     
    moominmamma, Nov 30, 2004
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  5. Dandelion_Blood

    Dandelion_Blood Gremlin

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    Heey i get less of a percentage than some because i only slept with one person and i met loads.. cheeky
     
    Dandelion_Blood, Nov 30, 2004
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  7. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    That's the joy of statistical analysis!:p

    And Mrs Moomin, stop being pedantic ... I meant sexed as in *dons swedish accent* I really want to sex you, baby.
     
    showmet, Nov 30, 2004
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  9. moominmamma

    moominmamma Member

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    Hmmm that lemsip has affected you....I thought you were finnish.
     
    moominmamma, Nov 30, 2004
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  11. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    :p
     
    Claire, Nov 30, 2004
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  13. Zonk

    Zonk Banned

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    As I have not 'sexed' anyone on't these forums I hereby request sexual favours from all and sundry to get a 'shag percentile' of any worth.

    If you won't do it for me...DO IT FOR YOUR COUNTRY!!

    :p
     
    Zonk, Nov 30, 2004
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  15. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    ok:cool: :p
     
    Claire, Nov 30, 2004
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  17. pixie moon madness

    pixie moon madness Member

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    well if my country needs me...............
     
    pixie moon madness, Nov 30, 2004
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  19. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    threesome:eek: :p
     
    Claire, Nov 30, 2004
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  21. pixie moon madness

    pixie moon madness Member

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    is he fit???
    more importantly has he got a big cock, if im gonna watch him fuck u i wanna see him doing some damage :p
     
    pixie moon madness, Nov 30, 2004
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  23. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    ewww...*shocked.look*:p ;)
     
    Claire, Nov 30, 2004
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  25. Paul

    Paul Cheap and Cheerful

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    Can I film it? (for research purposes only of course) :p


    Anyway I prefer the rate I get when I work it out with forumers that I want to have sex with :p
     
    Paul, Nov 30, 2004
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  27. Dandelion_Blood

    Dandelion_Blood Gremlin

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    Hahaha, i bet it is Sal!! Or maybe... :eek: sooomeone else ... but whoo ooh whoo? Fess up sex crazed fool?
     
    Dandelion_Blood, Dec 1, 2004
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  29. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    I do believe mine came to 10.9%.. But I'm a bit of a dunce and may have done it wrong :rolleyes:
     
    Ellie-Rose, Dec 1, 2004
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  31. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    Maybe it's your bloke :p

    He hasn't met many of us :X
     
    Alomiakoda, Dec 1, 2004
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  33. Zonk

    Zonk Banned

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    Aren't you going to resist just a little?;)

    Much more exciting for filming otherwise Paul will have to join in and he's not my type!:p
     
    Zonk, Dec 1, 2004
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  35. Paul

    Paul Cheap and Cheerful

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    Damn ... and I thought you were flirting with me the other day :p
     
    Paul, Dec 1, 2004
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  37. Zonk

    Zonk Banned

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    :& I was in no state to flirt with either man nor beast the other day!!:H
     
    Zonk, Dec 1, 2004
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  39. pixie moon madness

    pixie moon madness Member

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    i fess up :p
     
    pixie moon madness, Dec 1, 2004
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