How About a Designer Vagina?

is this good news or bad news? .

 

No Your Not, We Don't Want Your Type Batting For Our Team...:toetap05:

Why Not Start Your Own Team, And Call Yourselves The "Boring Olde

Bisexuals".

I Have Already Picked Out A Team Mascot For You >>>>>:wheelchair:......



Cheers Glen.

 

Did you need an enlargement or a reduction?

 

A lot of women suggested I take a few inches all round taken off my dreaded hip dislocater but being a coward I wasn't prepared to put up with the pain.

 

Because I'm not even a unisexual much less than a bisexual. My prick has a had permanent brewer's droop for years now. For me fucking is like trying to put a warm marshmallow in a money box.

Even the days that I could push it in with my finger/feed it in with warm spoon, to get it hard, or get the sheila to stand on her head so I could drop it in, are gone. And trying to crank Ye Olde Junket Pump is like trying to strop off a piece of wet spaghetti. :bigcry:

 

Loved This Post, Tis One Of The Best ..



Cheers Glen.

 

if you ever find a place that will add 2 inches and replace what was removed without my permission for under $100 bucks and guarantee no pain ....let me know:sunny:

 

Neither. I'm happy with....boringly slightly above average.

 

http://www.easterneuropeanplasticsurgery.com

 

What?.... and wake up with some boozy old broad, with tits like razor strops and a desiccated **** the size of the Grand Canyon, that I can't get rid of - again? No way fucking known, thank you!!

 

Whatever you do, don't let anyone con you they can stick their (strangely nail-less) finger up your arse and push two or more extra inches out!!