How About a Designer Vagina?

Discussion in 'Latest Hip News Stories' started by skip, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Forget the face lift, tummy tuck and nose job. The hot new surgery is vagina reconstruction. This Czech surgeon learned about the procedure in Brazil and started doing it in his home country. Now it's caught on and has become a hit with the ladies...

    His only problem was deciding what a perfect pussy would look like. To help...

    So now women can pick their new vagina out of a catalog of 100 possibilities...

    http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/czech-republic/101021/vagina-porn-plastic-surgery?page=0,1
     
  2. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    This is too much. Whatever happened to the old saying, "a dick doesn't have eyes"? If men are getting this picky, somebody needs to be turning off some lights!
     
  3. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    It's women.
    Women seeing something else wrong with themselves.
    Women see porn and want a pre-baby vagina.
     
  4. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    Pre-baby means tighter, not different appearance (unless they need to lose weight). If it is a porn issue, that is unfortunate. I've never heard a guy in real life say anything bad about the way a girl's pussy looks. They all look different, but the word for that is variety.
     
  5. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I was thinking, a woman who has this operation who has had a baby would wish to have her vagina look like it did before her baby.
    There not just going to sculp it they will want it tight too.
    I've heard of these operations before, and they do do the cliche of a "nip and a tuck".

    A guy might not mind, but a woman might think the guy wants what he sees in a porn film.
    Within time, though, men will prefer a certain type of vagina.
    No all me. But it will become a norm, imho.
    If I see a vagina that looks like Joan Collins', I'm going to go "eeew" and I do not think I'm alone.
     
  6. JackFlash

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    When this finds it's way to Hollywood, we'll have such designs as "the Paris Hilton," "The Brittany Spears" and, of course, the "Nancy Reagan" for the Conservatives.

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  7. idioticnumbskull

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    Keep it natural! Stop altering yourselfs, grow some self confidence for gods sake!
     
  8. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    "Too hard"
     
  9. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    The remedy for this is more open conversations, not more operations.

    :smilielol5:

    Will that come with a "husbands only" tattoo?
     
  10. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I know. There are not many rational and reasonable people.
     
  11. Rugor

    Rugor Senior Member

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    DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!! ewwwww! I would never do a chick that has had vagina reconstruction surgery. natural only!
     
  12. Vernadead

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    Wow...really, there are aesthetics for Vaginas.
    I could see wanting something done to improve chances/health of a first baby but not for something like this.
     
  13. Geriatric Delinquent

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    JEWSARSE CHRIST JACK. TALK ABOUT "TOO MUCH INFORMATION!"

    The latter reminded me of a fly-blown bucket of anorexic tripe!! :puke::puke::puke:
     
  14. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    a post surgery vagina.

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  15. Geriatric Delinquent

    Geriatric Delinquent Member

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    That does it. I'm turning poof!!
     
  16. Geriatric Delinquent

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    Oh I dunno. I've been in some that more resemble, and feel like, a horse's collar rather than a "drop-kick and punt."
     
  17. idioticnumbskull

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    Oh I'd still do her, but I wouldn't enjoy it.
     
  18. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    Maybe I would enjoy, but still.
     
  19. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    When are the guys gonna start having new dicks made for themselves?
     
  20. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Men can have testicular implants, reductions and penis enlargements.
    If you want me to post some pictures I will.
     
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