I just made this poem up today in study hall, and I must say that it's one of my finest pieces of work yet... BUD DEALER Hello there, little kids, Want some bud, some dank, some mids. Don't be scared, I won't lie, This shit will get you really high. I'll make you dance, i'll make you sing, I'll make you feel like your a king. It isn't crack, it's isn't smack, Bud is safe and that's a fact. I traveled near, I traveled far, I know this bud is up to par. So how about it, little kids, Want a gram, an eigth, a lid. Don't be scared, I'm your freind, So buy my bud! your life won't end.
Heres my ode to pizza: With its crust so thin and its cheese so nice Sauce so tangy, I could go for a slice Whether its just plain cheese or topped with veggies or meat If you never had pizza, you are in for a treat No matter what state, no matter what city, I never found a pizza that I thought was shitty Chicago, Detroit and even manhattan Proud to be american, thank God I'm not Latin Cause if I was I would only eat beans No pizza for me, do you know what that means?? My life would be over, cause pizzas the best and its free if not there in 30 minutes or less What can beat that? Nothing my friend My Pizzas here now, so this is the end But before I conclude this tale of pie Remember to tip your dear pizza guy!!
^awesome Percocets and resin are oh so yummy minor munchies so im not sick to my tummy i cant feel my legs boy am i trippin out im a little teacup short and stout or am i a piggy here is my snout pizza would kickass but its 2 in the morning my wall is so thin i cna hear my dad snoaring i think he is half monster but im not fa sho ill i ccan say is im locking my door i might be scared and i might be high i might have beat off and got it on my thigh sorry for the explict content ladies but come over to my house and we can have babies so high right now off percs and resin its lasted so long i did it at eleven my rhymes are insane and my raps are better first cold then hot what the fuck do i do wiht this sweater? fuck im so messed up.........percocets really do the trick when ya got no bud and jsut some resin
Well... i feel i NEED to do a chocolate ode... :& Fresh... freshly powered coco smell rising strong odor hallucinating... Crunch Crunch it taste it lick it hot cacao dripping off my mouth I'll lick you again I'll feel you inside me I'll feel you in my stomach [zen] my therapy... my friend... my drug... my body... your waves vibrating orgasmic spasms chocolate. my love. my drug. OK, I may not be that sober...
That was really good man. I dont think it would work as a jingle though, if weed ever becomes decriminalized it will be like alcohol, you need to be 21 to legally have it. I doubt they could use the word kids, that would be marketing it to kids basicly.
How can we war with a nation so great that made a peice that is truly first rate With water so cool and a hose delicate a blue glass vase bowl with coals glowing lit Lips to the hose do not fear or delay a simple draw will take you far away All the bubbles a song to any ear oh my hookah, you will always be near!
