Why.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by old_crone, Oct 26, 2010.

  1. old_crone

    old_crone Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Why is there an infinity between what is said and what is understood?

    Why do carefully chosen words sometimes hide the lies, or truths we fear to tell?

    Why is it always someone Else's fault?

    Why does perversion have such an addiction within the emotions?

    Why is sex equated with Love?

    Why was chocolate flavored condoms never invented?

    Why is it so hard sometimes to forgive?

    and last but not the least of these questions....

    Why do I have to rake leaves and shovel snow?

    just wondering.
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    you should buy a leaf blower and snowplow
     
  3. old_crone

    old_crone Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    I think I need the snow blower and the leaf plow at the moment.

    Maybe I will just wait and see.

    its worked before.
     
  4. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Most of these are a journey. Unfortunately without the aid of a GPS.

    The condoms, I have no idea and I intend to keep it that way.

    The leaf and snow issue is mother nature being difficult. I have also heard a rumour that I can not confirm that she is on the payroll of many large corporations that make lawn equipment. Yes, the woman is a little shady. :)
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmWIjjTubSM"]YouTube - Leaf snow blower
     
  6. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I have to rake leaves because my tiny property has huge trees lining it and If I didn't they would rot and smell and stain everything.

    I have to shovel snow because I need a path to my house and to get my car out of the driveway.

    I'm afraid of chocolate flavoured condoms.

    Those are really the only ones I have answers for :D
     
  7. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    dont think it's really always that big a difference if you explain things well enough

    subtlety is sometimes desireable...or sometimes ya just want people to know what you want them to know

    ego. always is kinda an exaggeration

    beats me

    something about brain chemicals and orgasms...seratonin 'n stuff. there's probably more

    i bet you can buy them on the net

    those assholes pissed me off


    the car/rot thing someone else said
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    Why is there an infinity between what is said and what is understood?
    because nobody really seems to understand english.

    Why do carefully chosen words sometimes hide the lies, or truths we fear to tell?
    because we fear to tell those lies or truths, so we carefully choose words to hide them.

    Why is it always someone Else's fault?
    because someone else makes a lot of mistakes.

    Why does perversion have such an addiction within the emotions?
    perversion has an addictive personality.

    Why is sex equated with Love?
    women like to pretend they're the same thing, so if anyone wants to have sex with them they also have to pretend they're in love.

    Why was chocolate flavored condoms never invented?
    they probably were at some point. apparently they failed.

    Why is it so hard sometimes to forgive?
    people sometimes do things that are unforgivable.

    Why do I have to rake leaves and shovel snow?
    you must not live in an apartment.
     
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