The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

My first three words were "shit", "Damn", and "Fuck", but not necessarily in that order.

 

I did not just get a tattoo.

(One Truth: I started the original! :afro

 

I never ever wake up horny

 

I plan on getting a tattoo of the planet Uranus on my big fat butt....;-) I do weigh in around 350lbs btw.....;-)

 

so that was you???? you have any idea just how much you have cost me in dental fees????

 

I find absolutely nothing erotic about a lady with no teeth.....;-)

 

regularly teams up with Tipsy, stealing dentures from from unsuspecting gummy birds

 

Above poster is in reality a mean n nasty school marm, who beats her students...;-)

 

teachers aren't normally psychotic...

 

actually above poster is a career politician, now she is running for sheriff of Atlanta, UK version...;-)

 

no sleep for me tonight... nope... i'm up all night tonight... don't know where i get the energy from, really i don't...

(nite farmout :grouphug ← not a lie

 

Finally got her to go to bed, with me......:devil:

 

I wish I was a thunderstorm!

 

I love working all day and running all around town burning all my gas and cash on parts for someone elses car who cant pay me back for weeks

 

That just means that you are a good friend and love driving and so do I. lol

 

I love it when billions of lady bugs invade my cabin every fall....;-)

 

I love it when I get a charley horse while in an airplane seat and can't extend my leg.

 

I can hardly wait to move to hip island!

 

yup, it should be renamed Peacehaven...

 

farmout smells funny....