Whats your ritual when going too the toilet?

I always strip my clothes off before taking a shit and always have too have a shower after a shit and never use public toilets when taking a shit as that means my bum touch's the dirty toilet seat. oh and always put toilet paper down so theres no noise or splash back..

i feel sorry for girls having too always use the seats.


walking around with a poo stuck in your bum still just gross's me out. In asia they actually have little shower hose's or japan has water squirt up there.

gawd i feel so weird discussing this..

 

and i feel weird reading and replying to this too.
its a lil unusual to take a shower after every shit. my "ritual" would be wipe and flush..
guess ur just really squeeky clean when it comes to your spank bank.

kinda strange this is only ur 2nd post and u say it's weird for u to discuss..

 

what kind of sick fuck of a pervert are you!

i'm just kidding around with you mate.:biggrinjester:

i'm so goddamn perfect, that i have never had a bowel movement in my entire life.

 

sky above, you really have got some fucking mental problen regarding bowel movements! You put paper down to avoid noise and splash back. fuck sake man, shittings natural! I also feel a bit weird responding to this. In fact so much so that I'm letting everyone who is here right now read it. You can be our morning coffee topic of discussion just to add to your hang ups!

 

who does #2 work for? ..

 

lift seat.. pants down.. give gravity a bit of a helping push.. flush.. strip.. handstand in the shower.. dress ... wipe flush handle.. seat down.. exit

job done :mickey:

 

That's no ritual, it's an ordeal. All that just to take a shitWhats even stranger is you asking about other people's toilet habits.

 

I go, wipe, flush, wash hands...done.

I shower every day, and it's nice if I can move the bowels before my shower, but I don't worry about it or anything if it doesn't work out that way.

Curious, what do you do if you have a bout of diarrhea? 25 showers a day?

 

shit or get off the pot.

 

sky_above, you need help!:willy_nilly:

here it is...

www.poopreport.com

www.usabidet.com
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