I Hope You Realise I Have No Choice But To Kill You Now... Are You That BBADly Behaved....? Cheers Glen.
I'm a terrible drunk. Stage 1: 3-4 shots/mixed drinks - tipsy, start to get a little annoying, but otherwise cheery Stage 2: 5-7 shots/mixed - become obnoxious, start talking too much & sharing TMI, attempt to hold intellectual/philosophical conversations but I'm just full of shit Stage 3: 8-10 shots/drinks - loud, even more obnoxious, may start dancing at this point depending on the company and music Stage 4: 11+ shots/drinks - become really sloppy and emotional. the night will end in vomit, tears, physical injury and/or nudity, whichever comes first. The next day I will require a less-drunk eyewitness account or embarrassing photo evidence of the events that took place to know what happened. In my defense, I only drink once every 2-3 months these days, and do my best not to go past stage 2
im a lot less quiet . i dance and talk loud and sing and other stuff. its only takes me 3-4 beers to get me drunk so i can get drunk pretty fast. lots of people tell me i drink like a fish. ive never thrown up though from drinking and usually the next morning i just have a slight headache but thats it
I'm the exact same as this. Though I don't smoke bowls. I usually listen to music, sit, play guitar, go downtown, etc. I used to drink a heinous amount of whisky, anywhere from 3/4 of a 26 (a fifth in the US) to a liter a night. I did that for about a year tops. Then I switched to strong beer. Now I drink between 6-7 tall cans (473-500ml) of regular (sometimes strong) beer when I drink. I've never been one to get hangovers and I've only puked maybe 3-4 times total. I handle booze really well. I'm pretty well the same as I am sober but a bit more talkative.
Beer gets me hyper and chatty. champagne makes me feel quite bubbly, lol. I usually end up getting really excited when i drink champagne and act super girlish. I try to stay away from wine because theres no middle ground there..either i have one glass and start feeling sick and stop drinking, or I have more than one glass and end up blackout drunk. I dont understand it. Whiskey makes me a little crazy. I start thinking a lot of bad ideas are in fact really good ideas. I'm basically the same person drunk, just to a more extreme level. I gallop around, hug people and tell them how much I love them, dance, sing, bang on whatever is around me that will suffice as a drum, and i love drunken political debates. but i do all those things sober as well, just not with as much gusto.
hahaha well described. I definitely used to do the philosophical/intellectual (often one-sided) conversation thing - especially if high as well. Talking to and messing with random strangers for the drunken fun of it (always in a humorous spirit), taking off my pants in public, whole lot of fun dumb mess. Don't believe I got emotional, but I did get sloppy and reach stage 4 many many times even up to a year ago. Nowadays it's off and on. I can enjoy drinking on my own in an introspective spirit, pondering about life with my wee little brain and limited experiences and knowledge. I find it very fun, and don't really fear the depressing stuff, as sadness can actually feel good if you realize it is only there because you want well-ness, and good for life or the situation. Anywho, I do for sure try to limit party mode drinking though. Gets me in a lot trouble.
For weighing barely over 100 lbs, the amount I can (and do) drink surely should have killed me by now. A 5th to myself hardly seems reasonable, and I can't even remember the last time I had the slightest feeling of a hang over (without there being additional, ridiculous amounts of drugs thrown into the mix) ... Perhaps I am meant for better things
So do I actually, for some reason when I'm really drunk I start speaking really posh, idk why, probably just me trying to convince people I'm sober by over compensating lol.
i get jolly, restless, inappropriate, hungry, wild, artistic, JOLLY! that is unless their is enough booze to go all night, then at some point i will turn into a monster...it takes a lot to reach this stage but through hard work and determination it is achievable!
Last time I got drunk I was drinking rum that was 60% alcohol. I started dancing around like fucking Joe Cocker and then passed out for the whole day. Vomited all over myself.. Strange thing is that I didn't get a hangover..
I'm only called a wigger these days when I'm drunk and I let my slurr out. But aside from that I am exactly like myself but only less inhibited... which means I need to drink responcibily
Wild Turkey is 101 proof and it never gives me a hangover. I only get hangovers from shit liquor and beer. But people are stupid as fuck. hard liquor hangovers are the easyst thing in the world to solve. When you drink a lot of hooch... drink a glass or two of water before you go to bed. No hangover problem solved.
Pickle brine works very well because the salt replenishes electrolytes. It's been the hangover secret of the dutch for a long time.
Wow, really? I'm not being sarcastic that's interesting to me. lol I've taken to day drinking and evening naps this last week...lol not funny