Fuck That Shorthairz!

bcuz shez one of duh jailmatez!

 

whateva

 

I am on my high school newspaper staff, and this article was recently in the paper. Enjoy!

Thank you equestrian. If it weren't for you students would not know the troubles I am havine and why I am complaining so much. This time I would say I have beef with have the student body and alot of the teachers. It seems that I, as well as many other fine male students, have been getting unnecessarily sterotyped because we have longer hair.
The only question I have is why?
In the past year it seems the long hair on males has come back into fashion. Some say its dumb or it makes you look dirty or like a hippie. What is wrong with loving eachotehr and the earth. You haters should make love not war.
The fact is that while long hair does not look good on everyone, it does look good on some, like me. I am a dork, and I take pride in being one, but there is not denying that I do have luscious locks of golden blonde hair. Envious? Eat your heart out.
The other day me and my longhaired froeds and I where walking down the hallway only to be pointed out and told to get a haircut. I flicked my head to the side to get my hair out of my eyes and I could see the taunters eyes fill with envy. The brings up another awesome aspect of having longer hair; if you are ever tired, you can just brush your hair into your eyes and go to sleep, and no one will ever even know it. Its a slackers dream, literally.
What else is said about longhairs thats bad? Supposedly we are all potheads. Lie. I know that many are, but many others are not. One thing taht is true, though, we are rockers and we are cool with that. We like to rock out and if you dont your life must suck and you should go hit your head on a brick wall in shame.
Taking a look through history, I dont see alot of good comming from shorthaird males. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Hitler has short hair, and he was not a very good guy. So did Mussolini and even worse, so does George Bush. Sorry Geroge Bush, you just cant compete with the likes of the Beatles of Kurt Cobain.
Lets face the facts people; Long hairs are here to stay and we rule. We are proboly the coolest beings on this planet and everyone should have at least one long haired friend. You should run out and find on and then buy him everything he wants so he will stay your friend. On last thing, guess who else had long hair? Yeah, thats right, a certain messiah name Jesus Christ. Take it like a man and admit that we are supreme.

*Note* The Equestrian is the name of the newspaper.

 

I appolojize for my typo's. I just re-typed it from the paper. I tried to hurry!

 

Peace to you, Lauren.
~love~