Lets all together tell a story

which is when he suggested that we see how easy it is to paddle a canoe in space when...

 

He raises taxes to an impossible level and spends 100% of america's budget funding NASA. Upon hearing this, everyone...

 

rushes to Washington to ask why he stopped funding monster truck rallies and pepsi, which sends North Carolina into a state of...

 

From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.

 

and then we all get really really really high, then higher and higher until we all wake up the next day with no remembrance of the past 24 hours

 

which is a necessary survival instinct for some, especially in the global enviroment in which we find ourselves

 

then the world was saved by mysterious unseen forces, everyone realized that they were all friends and all strife stopped, the idols ceased to be idols and there were fairies who were normal and then there was lots of plant life, Sally sat there and meditated, quickly gaining enlightenment, then she had 500 orgasms which gave the gift of natural ecstasy to the world and all her children and stopped people from building random unnecasary stuff they wouldnt be happy with later, after this she went home and rested, when she woke up, four cats had entered her house. She muttered, "cats" but was basically unsuprised, all beings were content and loved eachother and no one got on anyone elses nerves and it was perfect for a really long time

there was a band of people who were alive at that point, they all refered to themselves as I, they did a lot of random things, and this produced a thing which they are now calling Life,

and everything was sacred.. and pot grew freely as did oak trees, wood sorrel, junipers, sage, peppermint, lavender, elephant ears, baby's breath, beans, garlic mustard, pines, hawthorns, potatos, tomatos, and kale, clovers and all that stuff that grows now, and ferns and edible healthy mushrooms and it was all ness

there were no laws anymore, people just naturally did awesome stuff, they considered existence to pretty much be a joke but it was an awesome joke and they laughed a lot and even flew sometimes, in their dreams which were real but it was kind of different than how we normally would assume

so Sally decided to get up after having so many orgasms and she went to her favorite tree with a rock with moss that was actually comfortable to lay on and layed there and there were ants which she watched and the ants were like "howdy do?" and she was like "good"
while she felt awesome because she was awesome and kinda spent from the meditation
sally realized then that everything was energy and that she was actually everything at that point there was a long silence

 

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we can but hope...

 

that we get a pound for each of our hemorrhoids,lilla is sitting on about 8 quid right now!

 

Balqis, on the other hand, is FAR richer... she can travel all over the world on the income she receives for hers... she is lucky... she can afford to be totally tattooed.... and i mean TOTALLY!!! if she were to post pics of her naked posterior, it would be very hard to even see them... very skillfully applied tattoos almost completely camoflage her painful secret...

 

as tattooed hemorrhoids are the hight of fasion this year, everyone stood in line to get one, suddenly out of the blue a......

 

a man came running down the street screaming fear the macaroni monster subsequentiall y he had done a line of coke and 6 acid tabs as he turned toward the subway.........

 

He noticed the macaroni monster had caught up to him. As he dove inside the subway station...

 

a rat wearing a parka offered him some shrooms and a glass of lemonade

 

But a penguin with jetpacks swooped down and stole the lemonade, taunting them from the sky!

 

"that damn penguin may have gotten away with it this time..." he thought.... "next time i'll lace some SPAM with Alkaloids that he won't be so keen to try a second time"....

 

in a battle to retrive his lemonade he almost forgot about the shrooms the rat had given him

 

he felt for them in his pocket and sure enough they were there... this is one weird as hell day so i may as welll do them too... now's a good a time as any.... things might open up, ya know? a good chance for clarity to manifest... he looked about for some water but found a bottle of lucozade open in the fridge... "that'll do nicely".... unwrapping the mushrooms and popping them in his mouth, he suddenly noticed that standing to his right and just behind him was a being, the like of which he had never before in his life encountered...